Hundreds of bras stolen from Victoria's Secret

New Hampshire Union Leader ^ | July 30, 2005

[TASMANIANRED]

Look for a new technique in suicide bombers. Vests are so yesterday.

The explo'do over the shoulder boulder holder.

[Publius6961]

And this was an important detail because...?

If you got to ask...

[punster]

It will be interesting, when they bust the perpetrator.

I can see the headlines, "POLICE PINCH LINGERIE MODEL"

Someone might even say, "Lingerie model makes boob out of self."

Or, "As developments occur, we will keep you abreast of the situation."

[Right Brother]

Their lawyers will probably have trouble getting them off. If they do, it will be a small wonder.

[razorback-bert]

Anybody check e-bay?

[Right Brother]

The police will definitely have their hands full with this investigation.

[Past Your Eyes]

I promise this will be my last post in this thread. Cross my heart.

[varon]

I'm sure a government oganization dedicated to providing "affordable bras" for disenfranchised persons of colour and/or gender, is even now patrolling the streets looking for people sleeping under bridges who desperately need Victoria's Secret underwear.

Check the next edition of National Geographic ;-)

[Babu]

If the criminals are found, will it be considered a big bust?

It only one criminal is found in possession of a couple of the bras in AA size, will it be called "a small bust" in the local papers?

In that case, will (eager) authorities be looking for remaining (perhaps well-endowed) accomplices possessing larger quantites of said contraband in larger sizes, and if those perps are captured, will that then be proclaimed, "a huge bust"?

Ah, the possibilites seem endless ...

[HarleyLady27]

Well we now know why Slick Willie hasn't been heard of lately?????

Wonder when he will return them?

[Brilliant]

No doubt al Qaeda is behind this.

[RckyRaCoCo]

Bush's Clinton's fault

[SlowBoat407]

Police are working to get a description of the perp froma witness. They're trying to jog her mammary.

[onyx]

FOTFLOL! Good one, Dan.

[AFPhys]

I think it will be extremely simple for these to be "fenced".

A rather creative theft, and I hope the criminals get nabbed soon.

[Right Brother]

The police say they won't proceed much further until their leads are fully developed.

[Tanniker Smith]

A hold-up?

I mean the crime, not the lingerie!

[ElkGroveDan]

Victoria Secret manager Kelly Duvall called police Thursday at 4 p.m. to report that up to 200 of the push-up, but not padded, bras in various sizes and colors were missing. And this was an important detail because...?

I suspect it's a "Texas" thing.

[Babu]

Police are working to get a description of the perp froma witness. They're trying to jog her mammary.

If the witness' mammary is large and attractive enuf, they might be trying to milk it ... for information only of course ...

[umgud]

I was really confused in the 60's....... women were burning their bras, then asking for support.