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1 posted on 07/29/2005 10:42:59 AM PDT by dead
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To: spetznaz; AdmSmith

scary salmon pong


2 posted on 07/29/2005 10:45:13 AM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: dead

Sounds like a big fish story to me.

(sorry...slinking away...giggling to self)


3 posted on 07/29/2005 10:45:15 AM PDT by Gator101
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To: dead

Sesame bagel, Lox, with a schmear.


4 posted on 07/29/2005 10:45:45 AM PDT by Vaquero (I'm a Red Stater trapped in the body of a Blue State)
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To: dead

More likely the region has had a little old livestock-rustling tradition that goes all the way back, with everyone finding it convenient to blame giant "lake monsters."

But, hey, if brings in the researchers and tourists more power to 'em.


5 posted on 07/29/2005 10:46:22 AM PDT by sinanju
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To: dead

Man, we should try to import one to Fresno and have a big Free Republic salmon cook-out.


6 posted on 07/29/2005 10:47:45 AM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: dead
Scientists concluded after a two-year-long investigation in 1989 that the fish, a species of Taimen -- a mighty salmonid that grows to monstrous proportions -- were the "monsters."

Kewl. They're eatable, too.
The people in China could stop eating their fetus soup and start eating Salmon steaks instead.

7 posted on 07/29/2005 10:47:51 AM PDT by concerned about politics ("A people without a heritage are easily persuaded (deceived)" - Karl Marx)
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To: dead

10 posted on 07/29/2005 10:49:09 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Drug prohibition laws spawned the runaway federal health care monopoly and fund terrorism.)
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To: dead

12 posted on 07/29/2005 10:51:51 AM PDT by 11th_VA (Thanks CAFTA - I'm voting 3rd Party)
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To: dead

Hmmm, that's a mighty fishy story. I assume this fish has legs that it uses when it walks out of the lake to devour the horses. :o) I don't think horses walk deep enough into the water for a big "monster" to grab it.


13 posted on 07/29/2005 10:53:01 AM PDT by NRA2BFree
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To: dead

---severe case of "me tooness" Our giant cow eating salmon is bigger than your punyass Loch Ness Munster and you can take your Sasquatch and retrain him as a Gerbil.---thus sayeth the Chicoms. And just wait 'til we find the giant Karp---we'll put him in our dinosaur museum. (they actually do have a dinosaur museum complete with animated videos and mechanical working specimens) For whatever reason the Chicoms have great interest in weird, large, critters.


14 posted on 07/29/2005 10:53:21 AM PDT by cherokee1 (skip the names---just kick the buttz)
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To: dead

What I want to know is where do I sign up for the fishing expedition?


18 posted on 07/29/2005 10:59:41 AM PDT by Fishing-guy
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To: dead

How big of a hook would you think you would need to put a cow on it?


21 posted on 07/29/2005 11:05:16 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: dead

The real show has got to be when they go upstream to spawn!


23 posted on 07/29/2005 11:07:30 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
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To: dead

Sounds even bigger, meaner and more dangerous than the Franken Salmon in the book, White Death, by Clive Cussler.


24 posted on 07/29/2005 11:15:39 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (The civilized world must win WW IV/the Final Crusade and destroy Jihadism!)
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To: dead

This fish? Will swaller yer hole....and the rest of you too.


29 posted on 07/29/2005 2:14:27 PM PDT by Vaquero (I'm a Red Stater trapped in the body of a Blue State)
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To: dead
MMMmmmmmm...sushi....
30 posted on 07/29/2005 6:45:56 PM PDT by Khurkris (Ain't life funny?)
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To: dead; CHARLITE; TigerLikesRooster

Is there a cryptobiology ping list?


31 posted on 07/31/2005 7:44:56 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated by FR profile on Tuesday, May 10, 2005.)
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To: dead
If this species is capable of reaching 33 to 49 feet, why, when I do a Google image search for Taimen do I only come up with pics of reg'lar ole lookin' salmonids....Large, to be sure, but no monsters.

FISH STORY!

32 posted on 08/12/2005 10:43:24 AM PDT by AnOldCowhand (The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
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