Carnegie Hall. How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
(come on somebody...slow ball over the plate).
Left turn at Albuquerque? Straight through Cucamonga.
Taxi?
Also--after the teacher slammed the piano keyboard cover the guy's fingers, she poked him in the eye, hooked a crowbar in his nostrils and pulled him from the stage---
It was actually just a Three Stooges routine.