Posted on 07/29/2005 8:38:20 AM PDT by TheBigB
Pssst...c'mere.
Yeah, you. C'mere.
I gotta secret to tellya.
IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! :o)
Gather ye round for SILLINESS! The weekend is almost (well, in a few hours) upon us! Time to kick back, relax, and have a little fun!
"I tawt I taw a Fwiday Silliness Thwead!"
Joe Cool sez, "It's Friday, dude!" 
-Eric
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:p - "Hello?" - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" - "Yes." - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" - "What's the price?" - "Only $1,500.00." - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it."
- "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." - "What price did he quote you?" - "Only $60,000..." - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
- "Great! But before we hang up, something else..." - "What?" - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..." - "How much are they asking?" - "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..." - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?" - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" - "Bye...I do too..."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: - "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
"Oh my god that's my next door neighbor."
"Your kidding"
We have to take him home."
"You don't even know how he got here"
Must have been a bus trip."
They proceeded to carry him to the car and drove from Boston back to Connecticut, Jack's neighbor never made a peep.
Finally arriving at the neighbor's home Jack knocked on the door and was greeted by the wife.
"I've got your husband in the car and I'm afraid he's not in very good shape".
"That's funny he's in the house watching T.V". she said.
After some discussion they drove to Hartford and poured him onto a bench outside the bus station.
I can only Imagine what he was thinking when he awoke.
-Eric
I am here to help....and to drink.
LOL!
Possibly!
My sisters best friend has a cat that looks like Kearen kitties twin brother.
Troubull looks like he commands alot of respect.
(Demands?)
Can I help you clean out that fridge?
Must be nice. After a bit of rain around here the pool looks like lime jello.
Yep..come on down and we'll sit by the pool and get it cleaned ;)
Troubull looks like he commands alot of respect.But of course he does. Though what's funny is he's afraid of everything on Earth except me and the other cats. He was 11 in March and if anyone comes over, he hides. (yes, he can).
(Demands?)
We usually call him "Bull" and right after he was fixed my brother started calling him "Steer".
-Eric
DID NOT!!!
LOL!
The look he's giving at the camera, "Pet me, you KNOW you want to."
Kearen does that, but only with her eyes half shut.
Kearen doesn't seem to be afraid of other cats, they steer clear of her bulk when she charges alng.
Nothing wrong with making $$ off hippies!
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They're hippies! They don't have any money! (line courtesy Eric Cartman)
Awright...be there in a jiffy!
Ummm, yeah...all things considered, I suppose. ;-)
I haven't seen a drop of rain since I was in Houston in the spring.
I laughed so hard at your boysenberry mishap that I almost feel guilty...
We laugh about it now...but it was pretty gross at the time. LOL
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