*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

7/29/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

Pssst...c'mere.

Yeah, you. C'mere.

I gotta secret to tellya.

IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! :o)

Gather ye round for SILLINESS! The weekend is almost (well, in a few hours) upon us! Time to kick back, relax, and have a little fun!

"I tawt I taw a Fwiday Silliness Thwead!"

Joe Cool sez, "It's Friday, dude!"

[motormouth]

You obviously werent telling the whole truth! LOL



MM

[Zavien Doombringer]

I am 4% Metrosexual.

I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.

Take the
Metrosexual Test
@ FualiDotCom

[llevrok]

21-30 bye

[JimWforBush]

And she would know!

Just imagine the things she doesn't know.

[handy old one]

Ok dating service!!

[danno3150]

You must be psychic! I do recall a visit to that establishment on that very evening. Uncanny!

[motormouth]

ahem.....Before I depart for the weekend..

I dont want to even imagine what I dont know! *shudder*

:o)

MM

[JimWforBush]

Sorry I missed most of the day, but I am out of here now.

Have a great weeeknd ALL

[Dashing Dasher]

We make the rest up...

;-)

[tuliptree76]

LOL!

[Michael Goldsberry]

"What did I miss?"

Dashing Dasher got nekkid again.

[r-q-tek86]

No harm done... I laughed. If I got mad everytime someone called me an a$$hole, I would would never smile.

[PaulaB]

This combination makes you an excellent advice-giver

OK I know where to go when things get weird :)

[Hornet19]

BRITISH HOSPITALITY..

An American tourist in London skips his tour group and explores the city on his own. He wanders around seeing the sights and occasionally stopping in a pub for a pint or two.

After a while and several pints he finds himself in a posh neighborhood...big stately homes, no pubs, no shops, no restaurants and no public toilets.

He ducks down a narrow street with high walls and as he prepares to relieve himself on the wall, a British Bobbie taps him on the shoulder and says: "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here."

The American explained his situation and asked for a public toilet. At that point the Bobbie led him further down the street to an ornate gate, opened it and said: "You may relieve yourself anywhere inside the gate."

The American saw a stunningly beautiful garden with glorious flowers but since the Bobbie gave his blessing he went ahead and relieved himself.

After finishing the American turned to the Bobbie and asked: "Is that what you call British Hospitality?", to which the Bobbie replied: "No, that is what we call the French Embassy."

[trisham]

Your personality is best represented by the
traditional Japanese Katana. You are brave
beyond words and rarely (if ever) act for your
own personal gain. Your honor is very
important to you, and you strive to better
yourself and help others. You try not to let
emotions get in the way of making a sound
decision, and are usually quite successful.

What sort of Weapon best Represents your Personality? (anime pics!)
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[Darksheare]

Cat from Hell looks like one SERIOUS customer!