Here's something you didn't expect to learn when you woke up this morning...
To: Aussie Dasher
Worst.
Album art.
Ever.
2 posted on
07/27/2005 6:45:12 PM PDT by
martin_fierro
(MY PRODUCT IS BETTER THAN YOUR PRODUCT!!1!)
To: Aussie Dasher
I've been peeling like a man at the office from the get-go.
3 posted on
07/27/2005 6:45:20 PM PDT by
Raffus
(The best sermons are lived, not preached.)
To: Aussie Dasher
Aussie Dasher,
Your countrywomen must be very spry to do some of these things!
4 posted on
07/27/2005 6:45:47 PM PDT by
Vor Lady
(O, ace, a, omen, eta, usi...)
To: Aussie Dasher
And I bet 98% of them use their feet to flush. I sure do!
5 posted on
07/27/2005 6:45:54 PM PDT by
CO Gal
(Liberals should be seen, but not heard..)
To: Aussie Dasher
You never know where a toilet seat has been.
6 posted on
07/27/2005 6:45:58 PM PDT by
wildehunt
(follow those hounds..)
To: Aussie Dasher
Not to worry.
7 posted on
07/27/2005 6:47:21 PM PDT by
Cagey
(Scrapple is not for vegetarians, those who keep kosher, or those with weak stomachs)
To: Aussie Dasher; Dashing Dasher
Or you can just wear Depends and change when you get home! ;o)
14 posted on
07/27/2005 6:51:15 PM PDT by
pissant
To: Aussie Dasher
15 posted on
07/27/2005 6:53:06 PM PDT by
mikrofon
(Up rode a squatter...)
To: Aussie Dasher
I don't let my biscuits touch a toilet seat ever, esp. in railroad train station.
20 posted on
07/27/2005 7:02:40 PM PDT by
cyborg
To: Aussie Dasher
I thought I remember a company making targets you can hit while going...like pics of Teddy or Bill or John F Kerry or maybe hillery....
25 posted on
07/27/2005 7:05:59 PM PDT by
GregB
(Bring back Capt. Michael Scott Speicher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: Aussie Dasher
Well, THIS thread explains a WHOLE BUNCH about the condition of various "ladies rooms"! LOL!
28 posted on
07/27/2005 7:15:20 PM PDT by
LNewman
To: Aussie Dasher
Hmmm.. ONLY 22 percent? Maybe many were reluctant to admit it. Or maybe, thats why the 22 percent dont sit on the seat.
LOL@ the foot flush. Glad to know I'm not the only one.
Personally, I like those handicapped toilets.. much cleaner(less used) and easier to crouch over. I don't imagine I'll use public toilets when I get older and the knees give out.
29 posted on
07/27/2005 7:31:55 PM PDT by
Lil2Bizzy
(I Chose The Road Less Traveled. Now Where Am I?)
To: Aussie Dasher
I've never understood this fixation women have over the toilet / toilet seat, etc.
Just git'r done.
By the way, the only way to keep the peace at my place is for everyone to leave the toilet seat the way they found it. If it was up when you went in there, it better be up when you leave. Down..same thing.
However I find it, I don't move it.
The world is my urinal. HAHAHAHAHA!
To: Aussie Dasher
Lol, but something many of us ladies already knew! My motto - touch nothing! Or at least as little as possible. And not just at work.
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