[Jack Deth]

Good morning, secret garden:

Trolling for re-election votes is a fact of political life
Knocking on doors. Cook-Outs. Rubber Chicken Dinners
Must be the Old Fashioned Way
To acquire Good Ink for a Hard Working Winner

Unless, of course, you are a state Democrat
In the Number Two Slot
Who does not give the ass of a rat
For family members and friends in their time of strife

Enter the Left's Catherine Baker Knoll
Sawed off, troll-like, demented, yet hungrily bold
Who invited herself to the funeral of an heroic Marine
Passed out business cards and wistfully peed on this most solemn scene

People are PO'ed and want Knoll's head on a pike!
While her boss, Rendell's lame attempt to assuage
With an apology is ludicrous opposite the rage
That will send both packing, come the next election year!

Jack Deth~ 07/25/05.

[secret garden]

If the RNC is smart, they'll use that info, come election time. A+ for you!