[secret garden]

Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!

Here is my example with WFTD.

The WaPo writers attempt to assuage their readers with conspiracy theories on an almost daily basis but Steyn masterfully points out if you hang enough chads, you get to decide the Supreme Court.

[secret garden]

The heat is on! A/C in the classroom!

[Hegewisch Dupa]

1?

[Fierce Allegiance]

I needed something to assuage me while waiting for the WFTD to arrive.

[cardinal4]

Bush could go a long to assuage the fears of his base, by demonstrating a least a passing interest in border security..

[NeoCaveman]

While some try to assuage us that Mitt Romney is not a RINO the evidence says otherwise.

[martin_fierro]

TOP FITTY!

Aw HELL yeah!

[Gabz]

Morning.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Can Roberts, the Boy Scout, assuage
The democrats' fomenting rage?
Though he's clean and he's pure
He'll still have to endure
Invective 'ere dems turn the page

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

There once was a hooker named Page
Whose income was real hard to gauge
Though the IRS pried
She kept secrets inside
Won't reveal what's her yearly ass-wage

[Gabz]

In an effort to assuage traffic problems on both the causeway and Main Street, the Coast Guard only allows the drawbridge over the Chincoteague Channel to open once per hour during the summer months. Of course this does little to assist in assuaging the fishing vessel traffic in the Channel :)

But no measures can do any justice to assuaging the traffic woes to, from and on the Island this week.

Famous ponies and saltwater cowboys
Chincoteague has changed, but ponies remain irresistible draw

The year round population of about 4,500 and summer population of about 10,000 will swell to over 40,000 by tomorrow night/Wednesday morning.

Daddy will be taking Jax to the carnival at some point this week, but that does nothing to assuage my guilt about being unable to slog through the marsh to get front row viewing positions of the ponies coming across the channel.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Hi secret!

(It's OK, I can of assureyouswore the principal JimR that the classroom opened on time this morning.....)

[Young Werther]

Governor Rendell hopes to assuage a Marine's family after and insensitive act!

[Slip18]

I know I talk about the heat a lot, but the heat has been assauged by two major storms that blew through here on Friday and Saturday. Heck, it's only 90 degrees out. Humidity is high though. Another storm coming tonight.

On Friday it dropped 23 degrees in less than an hour; on Saturday night it dropped almost 30 degrees in less than an hour. Miss Slippy is very happy. We are now going into beautiful autumn. Oh and the fireworks were beautiful! These were electrical storms.

I'm posting our Oscar Mayer Weinermobile photo over on your other thread, SG.

[Dutchgirl]

Lunch. It is with great sadness the we announce the passing of Lunch. Lunch was an awesome goldfish, who rose from humble beginnings in a plastic bag at a school carnival ring toss to a five year career that spanned four ever-larger aquariums, including numerous castles and plastic plants.

Lunch was pre-deceased by his partner Wanda and is survived by his owner, Andrew. To assuage Andrew's grief, Lunch was laid to rest in the Mighty Saint Johns River.

Pall beareres included Andrew's Mom and Willie. Lunch will be missed, but he goes to his place in Paradise.

[Texan5]

I'm home at last-

It didn't take the 'rats long at all
To bring out their old trick
Of demanding "full disclosure"
On W's supreme court pick

They have a snowball's chance in hell
Of suceeding with these dealings-
X42's not there any more
To assuage their precious feelings

So they can't have the court they want-
All communist and nanny state
If that is what they're hoping for
They may have a bit of a wait

[MoochPooch]

How does one assuage a DUmmie rant? (Maybe offer pot?)