[The Brush]

...and real anxious for closure

Closure is what got her into this in the first place
If the cover was up like it should always be, this wouldn't have happened.
When women stop being so lazy and stand up, this sort of thing will stop.

[Lokibob]

See, here is the problem:
Women can go to the bathroom with out looking, so they don't turn on the light at night, just sit down.
When we men leave the seat up, they, in the dark, sit down and get mad at us.
The problem isn't the toilet seat up or down, but one of turning on the light.
In this case, her stubbornness not turning on the light bit her on the butt (pun intended).

[jwh_Denver]

"If the cover was up like it should always be"

Well do you really think the snake put the lid up and got in?

[hubbubhubbub]

ROTFLMAO