Snake In Toilet Bites Woman

First Coast News ^ | 7/21/2005 | Unknown

[VegasCowboy]

PLEASE don't let my wife see this. She'll never use a toilet again.

[Euro-American Scum]

Vipers.....dangerous little critters

We have western diamondbacks at the target range I shoot at. After last year's fires, we could see them crawling around the burnt over brush looking for food. Normally they wouldn't go near people, at least they haven't up to now, but what with the fire. . .

That's one serpent you never want to get close to.

[T Minus Four]

Of everything allegedly written by a professional writer, this has to be the worst-punctuated story I have ever read.

So very true. And DON'T stop being a critic, btw. It matters.

[umgud]

A fellow I work with went to set on the pot and looked thru his legs at a large rat as he was sitting down. He flew out of the john at a high rate of speed.

[EUPHORIC]

"This is why I pee in the shower..."

Try the kitchen sink sometime. You can relieve yourself AND get some exercise for the tippy toes at the same time!

[ApplegateRanch]

Can you get septocemia (sp) from a snake bite?

Yes, and it does not need to be a venomous snake for that. Their mouthsss & sssaliva are real cessss pitsss.

Also you can get Osteomyelitis. These are just free added bonuses to any venom.

We treated a teen for osteo after he literally played with a rattler in the SoCal desert, while high on acid. He lost a finger tip, and most of his thumb on one hand.

[hubbubhubbub]

ROTFLMAO

[Normal4me]

That's just gross dude! ;-) Besides, than I'd have to wash the dishes.

<<< shudder >>>

[pollywog]

Time to move.

You couldn't get me back into the house...ever.

{{{shudder}}}

DITTOS......... Polly.....who just jumped when grandson entered the room!!! Am I scared of snakes?? YOU BETCHA!!!!!!!!!

[kingattax]

He flew out of the john at a high rate of speed.

He's still goin, too.

[T Minus Four]

"This is why I pee in the shower..."

Try the kitchen sink sometime. You can relieve yourself AND get some exercise for the tippy toes at the same time!

But sooner or later, everybody's got to sit down somewhere :-)

[Chena]

Perhaps you have the "lid" confused with the "toilet seat"? If you're a man, I'm willing to bet that this error in identifying toilet parts correctly is rather distressing to your wife, or other females in your family. LOL ;)

[reagan_fanatic]

"It's all pipes!!"

[TruthWillWin]

Sounds like a good reason to leave the toilet seat up. More likely to notice snakes with seat up.

[umgud]

LOL, that looks just like him.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Damn that Eve and her apple...

[marty60]

I hate these snakes. I was looking down at the Bayou one day and there on a log was a WM digesting something. I wish I had had a gun. Yuk.

[RandallFlagg]

"Tasted like chicken."

[KimmyJaye]

Oh yeah. I'm scared to death of bugs too.

Just so darn ugly.

[RonDog]

She was bitten once on the thigh, and given the size of the bite on her leg, many predict it was a very big snake.

From the slide show (!) posted at www.nbc4.tv:

The snake bit her thigh after she lifted the lid,
sending her to the hospital for three days.