Snake In Toilet Bites Woman

First Coast News ^ | 7/21/2005 | Unknown

[barker]

Turn the lights on, and look before you, uhhh...leap.

Years ago I hardly ever turned on the light when I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night. One night I did and there was a slug crawling on the seat. Now the light goes on rvery time, even in the daytime ;-)

[Americanchild]

snakes are generally "tagged" sub-Q with a transmitter. You scan the snake to read it!

[Pointblank]

hahahahaha!!!!

[Lokibob]

I take a 1/4 tab of viagra every morning, so I don't pee on my shoes.

[Larry Lucido]

LOL! It all goes to the same place.

[Royal Wulff]

What is it with women? They can't look to put the seat down, and they can't look to see if a friggin water mocassin is in the toilet.

[Husker24]

That would definately cause a high pucker-factor.

[Texas Songwriter]

In the good old days prior to cosmopolitan indoor plumbing, many men were bitten by black widow spiders. Women were rarely bitten. The most common site for the spider bite was the scrotum. The small folds in the skin were small enough to allow the small mouth parts of the spider to purchase the skin and invenomate her victim. As the man sat down, the scrotum hung down and touched the web, indicating to the arachnid that it had prey. It pounced and injected its bite on the sac. Obviously a woman would not set the same response in motion.

No, I am not teasing you. This is true.

Some day I will tell you of a South American tiny catfish which inflicts a terrible trauma to the urethra.

[MotleyGirl70]

GEORGE: Well, what was I supposed to do? Get out of the shower, put on my bathrobe? Go all the way down to the other end (of the gym)? Come all the way back?

ELAINE: Ever hear of...holding it in?

GEORGE: Oh, no...no, that's very bad for the kidneys.

[nedlbndr]

more than I wanted to know. visuals in the mind are worse than pictures on the screen.

[TASMANIANRED]

With antivenom , the kid would have lived.

[Texas Songwriter]

I tried to keep it as scientific as possible. It does conjour an image, though, doesn't it.

[Larry Lucido]

You could get uromycotisis and die!

[Larry Lucido]

many predict it was a very big snake

I always thought you predicted the future, not the past. But what do I know?

[thackney]

Walked in (to the bathroom) opened up the lid to the toilet and got bit by the water moccasin on the leg."

"certainly could have been worse" ping

[semaj]

a very aggresive animal, for a snake.

[jamaly]

bet it came up the sewer line

Maybe that is why my toilet has been flushing rather sluggishly. OMG, now I may have to start using a thunder mug and then emptying it into the toilet. Just thinking about it gives me the heegeebees.

[MotleyGirl70]

GEORGE: Aha. Aha. Could it be because you don't want him to know that you have a friend who pees in the shower, is that it?!

ELAINE: No, that's not it!

GEORGE: Oh, I think it is! I think that's exactly what it is!

[ZOTnot]

Stories like this on FR: I generally read the first 10 posts. Invariably, the FUNNIEST responses are within the first 10.

Congrats! You win!

[Sweet_Sunflower29]

LOL... oh the memories, eh?