Snake In Toilet Bites Woman

First Coast News ^ | 7/21/2005 | Unknown

[Perdogg]

ouch!

[PilloryHillary]

What a nightmare!

[KimmyJaye]

Time to move.

You couldn't get me back into the house...ever.

{{{shudder}}}

[Non-Sequitur]

If that happened to me I'd most likely be constipated for life.

[The Brush]

...and real anxious for closure

Closure is what got her into this in the first place
If the cover was up like it should always be, this wouldn't have happened.
When women stop being so lazy and stand up, this sort of thing will stop.

[JustinDarr]

Now she knows what it was like to be a female Clinton staffer.

[eastforker]

probably came up the sewer pipe, rats will.

[Normal4me]

This is why I pee in the shower...

[Armedanddangerous]

That's just wrong....in so...so many ways.

[Shawndell Green]

Sounds like a real pain in the a$$!

The snake could have swum up the sewer system into the toilet and it could have left the house the same way.

[savedbygrace]

They should call Mongooses R Us.

[small voice in the wilderness]

OMG! ROFLMAO!

I can add nothing further. You've said it all!

[Loud Mime]

Can you get septocemia (sp) from a snake bite?

[Ciexyz]

Brings to mind the urban legend of baby crocs in the potty

[wimpycat]

Turn the lights on, and look before you, uhhh...leap.

[Senator Goldwater]

That Florida must really be something.

[GreenHornet]

"I spent all this money to have the bathroom remodeled, only to have it come back and bite me in the ......"

[Xenalyte]

Of everything allegedly written by a professional writer, this has to be the worst-punctuated story I have ever read.

[Graybeard58]

Mongooses R Us.

Mongooses or mongeese?