spaghetti (or any kind of noodle), a can of tuna, and a can of cream of mushroom. I call it tuna goop. College food.
Can of Tuna, frozen peas, cup of milk (or more if you like). Salt & pepper to taste.
Throw it all in a pot till it begins to boil. Thicken with cornstarch. Scoop onto slices of toast.