Hi Central Texas Lady! I'm 56 miles south of Dallas myself. Let me ask you a question? For the past month I've been posting a notice here abouts. It reads: Wanted: Female companion.I am beyond stunned that nobody's taken you up on your fine offer. I will consider it if you toss in some free Mary Kay and a night at Billy Bob's. By the way, I don't gut snakes. I'm trying to think what's 56 miles south of Dallas -- are you between Waxahachie and Hillsboro?
Re: "Wanted: Female companion. She must be financially sound and able to cook like Grandma did, clean house, do lawn work, fix plumbing, do household repairs, seine for minnows, clean fish and have at least 14 foot boat with fish finder, trolling motor and outboard. If interested, send photo of boat."
Waxahachie and Hillsboro? First, dear, you're on the wrong expressway. I'm down I-45 in the Big C... Corsicana, home of the world-wide-known and loved "Collins Street Fruitcakes!"
On the other things... Okay, no snake-gutting. As to Mary Kay... Eh... Mary Kay Bunswanger is busy, but her sister Oh Kay is willing... And I'll take you to Billy Bob's if you will stay off that damned mechanical bull!
I've lost more dates to that galldurn contraption...
Yes, you've lost dates to Billy Bob's bull... and to double A batteries, too!
Bender, STFU and go get me another beer.
Now, Central Texas Lady... When can you post a photo of your boat?