Is that buttered popcorn? If so, it is only a matter of time before someone from Science in Public Interest knocks-down your door...
Screw 'em - unbuttered popcorn'd be like kissin' yer sister !
(well, i don't mean your sister specifically, but ... )
If they break down my door, they can then kiss my overweight butt and admire the fat middle fingers I give in their general direction.