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The Single Freeper Intro Service (Shameless Vanity)
The Impending Marriage of Cyborg and Petronski
| 22 July 2005
| Army Air Corps
Posted on 07/22/2005 7:15:51 AM PDT by Army Air Corps
Last night, many of us read the thread wherein Petronski announced his coming marriage to madame Cyborg. (Check DRUDGE: Unnamed Senior White House source: Cyborg and Petronski to be married...). During the course of the Cyborg-Petronski Thread, the subject of a Free Republic feature wherein single Freepers can meet their fellow conservatives.
I have a simple proposition. We could start a regular thread akin to the Freeper Canteen. Such a regular thread could serve as an opportunity for single Freepers to engage in Virtual Mingling. Also, any Freepers who have single, conservative offspring would be welcome to participate so as to arrange for introductions for their kids.
Special note to Jim: Just think of how many conservative would not have met fellow right-minded folks had it not been for FR! Cyborg and Petronski owe you one.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet
KEYWORDS: 99; cyborg; dating; fr; freeper; lonelyfreepersclub; meetingfolks; meetingpeople; peoplewhoneedpeople; petronski; petronskicyborg; photo; photos; pix; post99; single; singles; someoneforeveryone
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To: Dashing Dasher
Watch where you walk - not what I wear! LOL!!
That's biologically impossible. If two men fell, you probably should have gotten a ticket for creating an unlawful visual distraction. ;^P
321
posted on
07/22/2005 9:16:08 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
("Some people are like gravy, spilled on God's Sunday shirt..." -- Spock's Beard)
To: Dashing Dasher
That reminds me of the following dialogue in Airplane! when they're preparing for the worst:
[Randi is sobbing]
Rumack: Randi, are you all right?
Randi: Oh, Dr. Rumack, I'm scared. I've never been so scared. And besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married.
Rumack: We're going to make it, you've got to believe that.
[A woman passenger enters]
Woman: Dr. Rumack, do you have any idea when we'll be landing?
Rumack: Pretty soon, how are you bearing up?
Woman: Well, to be honest, I've never been so scared. But at least I have a husband.
[Randi sobs harder]
322
posted on
07/22/2005 9:17:05 PM PDT
by
scott7278
(Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.)
To: sweetliberty
"Putting something on your profile page might be helpful."
That is a great idea. The basics will do. Age, religious affiliation (or absence thereof), and marital status (namely - "I ain't hitched").
323
posted on
07/22/2005 9:18:23 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Army Air Corps
"Dang, and I was thinking of "FRingles"... ;-) Virtual Mingling does a ring to it..." How about "FRingling?"
324
posted on
07/22/2005 9:18:57 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
(Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
To: hispanarepublicana
LOL. Well, then, YOU come wake him & get him outta the recliner!!This should do it!
325
posted on
07/22/2005 9:20:34 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
To: Mr. Jeeves
The last guy that told me he was single - and I found out later that he... wasn't.
I called his wife and told her.
Take that, you POS!
;-)
326
posted on
07/22/2005 9:21:21 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
To: Army Air Corps
327
posted on
07/22/2005 9:21:21 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
(Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
To: Dashing Dasher; hispanarepublicana
328
posted on
07/22/2005 9:22:07 PM PDT
by
scott7278
(Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.)
To: Dashing Dasher
I say we "out" marrieds if they crash! Can we lurk, just in case we end up single one day (say, from too much FReeping)?
To: sweetliberty
Putting something on your profile page might be helpful. He's in shape. Round is a shape. ;)
330
posted on
07/22/2005 9:22:59 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
("Some people are like gravy, spilled on God's Sunday shirt..." -- Spock's Beard)
To: scott7278
LOL!!!
I remember my mother telling me a story about a women she saw at church. I went to school with her son. She asked mother if I was married - mother said, no. The women said, "That's too bad, she was so pretty, too."
??? So, all of my other accomplishments mean nothing, because I forgot to get married? Gee, mother - thanks for sticking up for me!
331
posted on
07/22/2005 9:24:05 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
To: Dashing Dasher
Well, I gotta go, DD. It's a wild, exciting Friday night here in beautiful downtown Walnut Creek...
...and I have to go finish reading Harry Potter. ;)
332
posted on
07/22/2005 9:24:56 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
("Some people are like gravy, spilled on God's Sunday shirt..." -- Spock's Beard)
To: Larry Lucido
"Can we lurk, just in case we end up single one day (say, from too much FReeping)?"
Aw dang, are gonna have to start a Freepaholics Anonymous section? :-)
333
posted on
07/22/2005 9:25:49 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Larry Lucido
YOU can lurk!
horndog!
;-)
334
posted on
07/22/2005 9:25:59 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
To: Dashing Dasher
??? So, all of my other accomplishments mean nothing, because I forgot to get married? Gee, mother - thanks for sticking up for me! I'm a single pastor -- you wouldn't believe the looks I get when I tell people that. It's like I'm less of a person.
"Whoa, what's wrong with him that he's not married?"
335
posted on
07/22/2005 9:26:30 PM PDT
by
scott7278
(Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.)
To: scott7278
When my brother (older) got married, mother had her crones come up to me and ask me when I was going to settle down!
(I hate the term SETTLE down - it sounds like SETTLING for LESS! If you know what I mean!)
I told her (mother) that I was going to start telling people I was a lesbian and that's why I moved to SF and that's why I wasn't married.
They stopped asking me.
;-)
336
posted on
07/22/2005 9:28:29 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
To: Mr. Jeeves
" ...and I have to go finish reading Harry Potter. ;)"
At least I went to Happy Hour before I came home to FReep!
337
posted on
07/22/2005 9:29:15 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
To: Dashing Dasher
I hate the term "settle down" for two reasons:
1) I'm not wild.
2) I have high standards -- I'm not impressed by looks alone.
I get so tired of "but so-and-so is so pretty!" It doesn't matter if she's not marriage material!!!
338
posted on
07/22/2005 9:30:59 PM PDT
by
scott7278
(Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.)
To: Army Air Corps; nopardons; Dane; jveritas; CWOJackson; Texasforever; COEXERJ145; PRND21
Hey, the Buchanan-Tancredo-StormFront types can start their own Liebensborn Resort, with the goal of trying to out-breed the "Brown Invasion."
To: sweetliberty
In regards to your list, will 7 out of 10 get me a passing grade?
Yeah, Son bathes, shaves and belches once a month whether he needs to or not...
340
posted on
07/22/2005 9:35:10 PM PDT
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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