The Blonde Year in Review
January?Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
February?Ordered new drapes for her computer because it had windows.
March?Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because
the box said "2-4 years."
April?Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
May?Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water wouldn't fit into
the little packet.
June?Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with
a slope
July?After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained
to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.
August?Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their
locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the
top was down.
September?When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."
October?Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.
November?Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instruc-tions said 1
hour per pound and she weighed 120.
December?Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone
button.
The brunette screams, "You IDIOT, I said to tie up the guard and blow the safe.".