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7/22/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 07/22/2005 7:05:44 AM PDT by TheBigB
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To: najida; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
*sigh*
My odometer just kicked over 'three zero' and my warranty just ran out.
I think I also have a recall notice or three.
*chuckle*
601
posted on
07/22/2005 12:26:24 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: Auntbee
Ya know what cracks me up when youngun's start making fun of others ages?
Barring anything tragic, they TOO will one day be that age and think "WTF was a thinkin'!!?!"
602
posted on
07/22/2005 12:26:39 PM PDT
by
najida
(Living with cutting edge 1920's technology.)
To: JimWforBush
603
posted on
07/22/2005 12:27:18 PM PDT
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: Titan Magroyne
>> go home and mow. Blecch. Cross your fingers I don't 'find' another yellow jacket nest. <<
OUCH!!!
604
posted on
07/22/2005 12:27:21 PM PDT
by
appalachian_dweller
(Islam is a death cult. Mohammad was an insane, war mongering, ignorant pedophile!)
To: najida
Twelve? Actually, I'm 29 (thirty in two weeks. If you want to give me a present, my size is cash).
It may very well get better as you age, but who'd want to see it? I like a good meal like anyone else, but I wouldn't want to watch Sheets Byrd try to gum through some ribs.
Yuck.
605
posted on
07/22/2005 12:28:03 PM PDT
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: Darksheare
Look youngin' that is enough out if you!! :o)
Just kidding, we love you anyway.
606
posted on
07/22/2005 12:28:36 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: exile
Sweetie...I don't think its Helen Thomas trying to lure you into the Gingerbread House on this day......
607
posted on
07/22/2005 12:28:40 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: exile
That's quitter talk! D@mn the torpedos, full steam ahead! LOL! I'm only 41, can stay out of the nursing home for a few more years?
608
posted on
07/22/2005 12:29:08 PM PDT
by
The_Victor
(Doh!... stupid tagline)
To: exile
Sorry if I called you "sweetheart". That's what us old women say to you youngsters!!!!
609
posted on
07/22/2005 12:29:28 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: bannie
610
posted on
07/22/2005 12:29:41 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This ain't your granddaddy's America)
To: najida
I've liked every age I've been. I want to try a few more before I decide which was the best.
For the youngsters: The good news is that--so far--they've all been better than the previous.
(I get to try out a new age in a couple of weeks! I can't wait!)
611
posted on
07/22/2005 12:30:01 PM PDT
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
LOL!
I cracked wise to some kids of a family friend, told the larvae that when I was young I had to wrap barbwire around my bare feet for traction on the ice in winter while walking two miles uphill both ways.
I had been explaining what computers were like when I was young, they couldn't comprehend that there was a time before 'Pentium'.
612
posted on
07/22/2005 12:30:37 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Hey I was right. You were wrong, you owe me a beer!
613
posted on
07/22/2005 12:30:48 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: exile
Like I said,
In about 10 years, 49 won't look old at all,
but every word you post today will come back and bite ya one yer skinny butt.
;)
614
posted on
07/22/2005 12:31:07 PM PDT
by
najida
(Living with cutting edge 1920's technology.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
35 is no where near old! I'm 40 and I ain't old!
You are as old as you act, that would make me about 12. LOL!
615
posted on
07/22/2005 12:31:09 PM PDT
by
appalachian_dweller
(Islam is a death cult. Mohammad was an insane, war mongering, ignorant pedophile!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I suppose in his eyes I am old at 35. So on your next birthday, you will have been an adult for as long as you were a child. Birthdays that end in 0 never bothered me. 36 felt more like a milestone.
616
posted on
07/22/2005 12:31:12 PM PDT
by
The_Victor
(Doh!... stupid tagline)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
617
posted on
07/22/2005 12:32:14 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This ain't your granddaddy's America)
To: najida
What's with the butt comment? I keep telling you ladies that I'm married.
618
posted on
07/22/2005 12:32:27 PM PDT
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: PaulaB
Well,
there is this oven that we could kick him into...
Concha just love how those lil'un's think they're so smart? They're so precocious!
619
posted on
07/22/2005 12:32:56 PM PDT
by
najida
(Living with cutting edge 1920's technology.)
To: exile; najida
General rule of thumb is that women are like a fine wine.
Usually they get better with age.
The exceptions to the rule are obvious upon sight.
(Do NOT look at anything labeled 'pelosi', 'hillary', 'helen thomas' or similar... your eyes and mind will revolt.)
620
posted on
07/22/2005 12:33:59 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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