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Live Chicken Found Baking In Hot Truck
KOIN.com(channel 6 Portland, Or.) ^ | 7/20/2005 | unknown

Posted on 07/20/2005 1:53:58 PM PDT by crazyhorse691

Bird Rescued From Heat

CLACKAMAS, Ore. -- A chicken was rescued Tuesday from a hot truck.

An anonymous tip brought a livestock deputy to the Clackamas Village Place Apartments on Scottstree Way, where she found a hen locked inside a pickup truck parked in the sun with the windows up.

A locksmith was eventually called to open the door, and they found the animal inside with no water.

Motor vehicle records failed to lead the deputy to the truck's owner, who could face animal neglect charges. The hen was taken to protective custody.

The Clackamas County Sheriff's Office reminded the public that animals should not be left in hot cars without air circulation and fresh water.


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: chevyroasted; hennyrogersroasters; hotchick; hotwings; kennyrogers2blame; motherclucker; slowbakedchicken; theyeggedhimon
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So many jokes, so little time. Most importantly, I would just love to know the reason the chicken was in the truck. My imagination soars.
1 posted on 07/20/2005 1:53:58 PM PDT by crazyhorse691
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The hen was taken to protective custody.

I'm sure the deputies consider it quite a coop!

2 posted on 07/20/2005 1:55:40 PM PDT by thoughtomator (Abortion kills liberals)
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The hen was taken to protective custody.

LMAO!
3 posted on 07/20/2005 1:55:59 PM PDT by andyk (Go Matt Kenseth!)
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Bet it smelled good! :-)


4 posted on 07/20/2005 1:56:14 PM PDT by Millee (So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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To: crazyhorse691

After emerging from a local KFC a Sheriff's spokesman announced that the county would be prosecuting the offender "to the fullest extent of the law".


5 posted on 07/20/2005 1:56:49 PM PDT by Syco
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Gives new meaning to "hot wings."


6 posted on 07/20/2005 1:57:09 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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A hillbilly slow cooker: hot wings for dinner!


7 posted on 07/20/2005 1:57:11 PM PDT by Minnesocold (Truth itself is the one enemy against which liberalism cannot prevail. -Christopher Adamo)
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Mmmmm popcorn chicken!


8 posted on 07/20/2005 1:57:35 PM PDT by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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If you can get penalized for doing this to a dog, why not a chicken? They are both animals.


9 posted on 07/20/2005 1:57:50 PM PDT by A Ruckus of Dogs
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I'm a breast man myself.
10 posted on 07/20/2005 1:58:03 PM PDT by b4its2late (GITMO is way too nice of a place to house low life terrorists.)
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11 posted on 07/20/2005 1:58:31 PM PDT by TonyInOhio (Would I lie to you?)
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Slow news day in Clackamas?


12 posted on 07/20/2005 1:58:59 PM PDT by skeeter ("What's to talk about? It's illegal." S Bono)
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To: andyk

A real half-baked idea, eh?


13 posted on 07/20/2005 1:59:45 PM PDT by thoughtomator (Abortion kills liberals)
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To: skeeter

For months on end.....


14 posted on 07/20/2005 2:00:00 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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15 posted on 07/20/2005 2:00:39 PM PDT by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: skeeter

They even had film of the victim chicken last nite. Couldn't locate a link.


16 posted on 07/20/2005 2:01:36 PM PDT by crazyhorse691 ( Heaven on Earth is where the nearest Starbucks is 60 miles away.)
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To: anniegetyourgun

Was it spicy or original recipe?


17 posted on 07/20/2005 2:06:25 PM PDT by NCC-1701 (ISLAM IS A CULT!!!!! IT MUST BE ERADICATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.)
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They even had film of the victim chicken last nite.

Durn paparazzi.

18 posted on 07/20/2005 2:10:19 PM PDT by skeeter ("What's to talk about? It's illegal." S Bono)
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19 posted on 07/20/2005 2:14:12 PM PDT by Horatio Gates (Ye olde roadside donuthouse hooligan)
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To: crazyhorse691; Blurblogger; LibertarianInExile; speedy; Joe 6-pack

I'll bet it smelled fowl in that truck.


20 posted on 07/20/2005 2:16:50 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (There will be no bad talk or loud talk in this place. CB Stubblefield.)
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