The hardest part is training the lizards to spit. Badah-Boom!
1 posted on
07/20/2005 11:01:07 AM PDT by
Millee
To: Millee
No, I'm NOT GOING TO KISS A LIZARD!.........
2 posted on
07/20/2005 11:02:39 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(HURRICANES: God's way of telling you it's time to clean out the freezer...............)
To: Millee
The hardest part is training the lizards to spit. "French Kissing a Gila Monster, for Fun and Profit" on sale soon, at Amazon.com.
3 posted on
07/20/2005 11:02:42 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Millee
what does it do? make you hurl when they tell you it is lizard spit?
4 posted on
07/20/2005 11:03:47 AM PDT by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help...)
To: Millee
OK, but how many women are going to be willing to tongue kiss James Carville instead of taking an insulin injection?
To: Millee; Red Badger; Izzy Dunne; Mr. K; Natural Law
After turning diabetic due to pancreatic cancer, I'd suck a fart out of a lizard's butt if it would improve my condition.
6 posted on
07/20/2005 11:09:02 AM PDT by
Prime Choice
(Thanks to the Leftists, today's deviants will be tomorrow's oppressed minority.)
To: Millee
The drug is synthetic, they just discovered by studying the saliva of the Gila Monster.
9 posted on
07/20/2005 11:12:31 AM PDT by
QQQQQ
To: Millee
Spread it all over your pasta and it curbs your appetite remarkably well. ;)
10 posted on
07/20/2005 11:12:55 AM PDT by
Mr. Jeeves
("Some people are like gravy, spilled on God's Sunday shirt..." -- Spock's Beard)
To: Millee
Finally, I've discovered the unltimate get-rich-quick scheme:
"Kissable-Lickable Iguanas For Diabetics ™"
"No up-front costs. See if you pre-qualify today!"
11 posted on
07/20/2005 11:14:10 AM PDT by
holymoly
(Yea, whatever.)
To: Millee
12 posted on
07/20/2005 11:15:13 AM PDT by
QQQQQ
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