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Police send nude shopper home
News.com.au ^ | 20th July 2005

Posted on 07/20/2005 4:58:11 AM PDT by naturalman1975

GERMAN police let a nearly naked shopper go home after she told them she was getting groceries in the nude because she had lost a 'spin the bottle' contest, a police spokesman in Cologne said today.

"We're a tolerant city that is open to the world," spokesman Burkard Jahn said.

"She could have been arrested for disturbing the peace but we decided to let her go home with a verbal warning to dress appropriately next time."

The Cologne woman, 35, entered the 24-hour shop at 4am wearing nothing but an unbuttoned denim jacket, Mr Jahn said.

Police let her go because few people and presumably no small children had seen her at that time of day, he said.


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1 posted on 07/20/2005 4:58:12 AM PDT by naturalman1975
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To: naturalman1975

No pictures?


2 posted on 07/20/2005 5:00:23 AM PDT by Perdogg
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To: naturalman1975

But she was back the next night, explaining that she had now been "double dog dared". Police again let her go, saying they were powerless under such circumstances.


3 posted on 07/20/2005 5:02:37 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: naturalman1975

Was she shouting at trees?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1440727/posts


4 posted on 07/20/2005 5:02:48 AM PDT by SittinYonder (America is the Last Beach)
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To: pissant; MikeinIraq; Xenalyte; pax_et_bonum; Dashing Dasher; Bacon Man; Hap; humblegunner; Flyer

Naked shopping ping.


5 posted on 07/20/2005 5:04:27 AM PDT by Allegra (Less Than 30 Days Until R&R - W'HOOOO!)
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To: Allegra

But, they didn't have a thing to wear!?


6 posted on 07/20/2005 5:09:24 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Everything you have ever accomplished, has been done in spite of your limitations.)
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To: Perdogg
Picture? Sure!
Here ya' go!


7 posted on 07/20/2005 5:11:22 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Everything you have ever accomplished, has been done in spite of your limitations.)
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Funny!


8 posted on 07/20/2005 5:13:39 AM PDT by Perdogg
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That's what you meant, right!?


9 posted on 07/20/2005 5:19:27 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Everything you have ever accomplished, has been done in spite of your limitations.)
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It must have been laundry day and everything was in the dryer.

What's a poor woman to do when that craving for Snackwell's Devil's Food cookies hits before the laundry cycle is finished?

10 posted on 07/20/2005 5:19:45 AM PDT by Allegra (Less Than 30 Days Until R&R - W'HOOOO!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

They said she was naked not invisible.


11 posted on 07/20/2005 5:22:37 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Washington DC RINO Hunting Guide)
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To: naturalman1975

Apparently, spin the bottle has changed since I was 14.


12 posted on 07/20/2005 5:26:46 AM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife
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To: naturalman1975

Last time I played spin the bottle the prize was the chick you were playing with.


13 posted on 07/20/2005 5:29:08 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Follow Sarge on His Most Excellent Adventure - on Freerepublic.com!)
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The good old days!

;-)


14 posted on 07/20/2005 5:33:08 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Everything you have ever accomplished, has been done in spite of your limitations.)
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To: Allegra

I thought you may have a had a brief trip to Germany I didn't know about. ;o)


15 posted on 07/20/2005 6:19:19 AM PDT by pissant
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To: naturalman1975; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson

"Ich bin ein Bareskinner."


16 posted on 07/20/2005 6:39:23 AM PDT by mikrofon (She may have been naked, but she did have Cologne...)
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I gave up playing Spin the Bottle at 30.


17 posted on 07/20/2005 6:44:48 AM PDT by martin_fierro (We few. We silly few.)
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To: Allegra
What's a poor woman to do when that craving for Snackwell's Devil's Food cookies hits before the laundry cycle is finished?

When the craving is chocolate, one's attire is a minor consideration.

18 posted on 07/20/2005 6:45:52 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum
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woman, 35, entered the 24-hour shop at 4am wearing nothing but an unbuttoned denim jacket,

I thought you may have a had a brief trip to Germany I didn't know about. ;o)

OK, OK, next time I'll button the dang denim jacket...

19 posted on 07/20/2005 6:51:23 AM PDT by Allegra (Less Than 30 Days Until R&R - W'HOOOO!)
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To: martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson

Alternatively...

"Ich bin ein Barespinner."


20 posted on 07/20/2005 6:52:10 AM PDT by mikrofon (Too obvious to miss)
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