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Police send nude shopper home
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| 20th July 2005
Posted on 07/20/2005 4:58:11 AM PDT by naturalman1975
GERMAN police let a nearly naked shopper go home after she told them she was getting groceries in the nude because she had lost a 'spin the bottle' contest, a police spokesman in Cologne said today.
"We're a tolerant city that is open to the world," spokesman Burkard Jahn said.
"She could have been arrested for disturbing the peace but we decided to let her go home with a verbal warning to dress appropriately next time."
The Cologne woman, 35, entered the 24-hour shop at 4am wearing nothing but an unbuttoned denim jacket, Mr Jahn said.
Police let her go because few people and presumably no small children had seen her at that time of day, he said.
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KEYWORDS: denimjacket; naked; spinthebottle
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To: naturalman1975
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:00:23 AM PDT
by
Perdogg
To: naturalman1975
But she was back the next night, explaining that she had now been "double dog dared". Police again let her go, saying they were powerless under such circumstances.
To: naturalman1975
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:02:48 AM PDT
by
SittinYonder
(America is the Last Beach)
To: pissant; MikeinIraq; Xenalyte; pax_et_bonum; Dashing Dasher; Bacon Man; Hap; humblegunner; Flyer
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:04:27 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Less Than 30 Days Until R&R - W'HOOOO!)
To: Allegra
But, they didn't have a thing to wear!?
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:09:24 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Everything you have ever accomplished, has been done in spite of your limitations.)
To: Perdogg
Picture? Sure!
Here ya' go!
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:11:22 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Everything you have ever accomplished, has been done in spite of your limitations.)
To: Dashing Dasher
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:13:39 AM PDT
by
Perdogg
To: Perdogg
That's what you meant, right!?
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:19:27 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Everything you have ever accomplished, has been done in spite of your limitations.)
To: Dashing Dasher
It must have been laundry day and everything was in the dryer.
What's a poor woman to do when that craving for Snackwell's Devil's Food cookies hits before the laundry cycle is finished?
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:19:45 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Less Than 30 Days Until R&R - W'HOOOO!)
To: Dashing Dasher
They said she was naked not invisible.
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:22:37 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(Washington DC RINO Hunting Guide)
To: naturalman1975
Apparently, spin the bottle has changed since I was 14.
To: naturalman1975
Last time I played spin the bottle the prize was the chick you were playing with.
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:29:08 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(Follow Sarge on His Most Excellent Adventure - on Freerepublic.com!)
To: Old Sarge
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posted on
07/20/2005 5:33:08 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Everything you have ever accomplished, has been done in spite of your limitations.)
To: Allegra
I thought you may have a had a brief trip to Germany I didn't know about. ;o)
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posted on
07/20/2005 6:19:19 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: naturalman1975; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
"Ich bin ein Bareskinner."
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posted on
07/20/2005 6:39:23 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(She may have been naked, but she did have Cologne...)
To: mikrofon; naturalman1975; Charles Henrickson; Dashing Dasher
I gave up playing Spin the Bottle at 30.
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posted on
07/20/2005 6:44:48 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(We few. We silly few.)
To: Allegra
What's a poor woman to do when that craving for Snackwell's Devil's Food cookies hits before the laundry cycle is finished?When the craving is chocolate, one's attire is a minor consideration.
To: pax_et_bonum; pissant
woman, 35, entered the 24-hour shop at 4am wearing nothing but an unbuttoned denim jacket,I thought you may have a had a brief trip to Germany I didn't know about. ;o)
OK, OK, next time I'll button the dang denim jacket...
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posted on
07/20/2005 6:51:23 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Less Than 30 Days Until R&R - W'HOOOO!)
To: martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
Alternatively...
"Ich bin ein Barespinner."
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posted on
07/20/2005 6:52:10 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Too obvious to miss)
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