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To: Argh; VRWCmember; xsmommy; Gabz; secret garden; Texan5; Slip18; RikaStrom; Humidston; Laura Earl
Tragedy on the Golf Course

Ben is teeing off from the back tees. On his downswing he realizes that his wife Mary is teeing up on the red tees directly in his target line.

Unable to stop his swing, he nails it solidly and hits her directly in the temple and kills her instantly.

A few days later Ben gets a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.

Coroner: "Ben, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?"

Ben: "Yes sir, that's correct"

Coroner: "Ben, I also found a golf ball wedged up her butt"

Ben: "Was it a Titleist 3?"

Coroner: "Yes, it was."

Ben: "Oh, that was my mulligan!"

172 posted on 07/19/2005 9:06:32 AM PDT by TheGrimReaper (It's time to bring back public flogging.)
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To: TheGrimReaper

ROTFLMAO!


188 posted on 07/19/2005 10:14:06 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: TheGrimReaper

Grimmy, I had to ask Cyber what you meant. I haven't golfed in years, and I didn't know what "mulligan" meant. He's become my translator in here.


198 posted on 07/19/2005 11:23:43 AM PDT by Slip18
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To: TheGrimReaper

The phrase "Was it a Titleist?" always makes me think of Costanza and Kramer, telling the story of the beached whale.


225 posted on 07/19/2005 1:28:09 PM PDT by secret garden (There's no place like home!)
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