Thanks, but please see my response to Miss Slip in # 166. I guess in the future I'd better put a disclaimer for the ones I don't write myself. Which are most of them.
LOL!!!!!!!
It doesn't matter who wrote it - it is still good - so thank you for sharing it :)
Ben is teeing off from the back tees. On his downswing he realizes that his wife Mary is teeing up on the red tees directly in his target line.
Unable to stop his swing, he nails it solidly and hits her directly in the temple and kills her instantly.
A few days later Ben gets a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.
Coroner: "Ben, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?"
Ben: "Yes sir, that's correct"
Coroner: "Ben, I also found a golf ball wedged up her butt"
Ben: "Was it a Titleist 3?"
Coroner: "Yes, it was."
Ben: "Oh, that was my mulligan!"