I giggled when I read your post, but then I realized that you are at least semi-serious in that there are "some" people (even here!) who have adopted a standard of faith that allows absolutely no deviation from what THEY believe is "acceptable" reading. Either you believe the way they do, or you're damned. Sad. Oh well, hang in there and read what you want: we like you!
And I don't read my horoscope because Capricorns are too dull, unimaginative, and practical to do that (LOL!).
HEM! HEM!
I'M a Capricorn!
And I resemble that! ;o)