I've had it happen to me a time or two, one time this very well endowed bartender grabbed me by the ears and forced my nose between her breasts, unknown to me, she had sparklies all over them! I found it difficult explaining to my wife how and why I had "sparklies" on my eye lids
If you'd been thinking quicker you'd have confessed to a sudden penchant for cross-dressing.
[as a wife, trust me...the punishment will be much less horrible]...;))