A song from a local FM station years ago...
"If I had my own two boobs, I'd never leave the house"
If men had there own boobs they wouldn't leave the house.
A Canadian man who agreed to have breast implants as part of a bet two years ago says he has got used to them and may not have them removed.
Brian Zembick, from Toronto, said he had the implants fitted for a bet which was worth around £45,000 (nearly $80,000 USD) to him.
He will be showing them off on The Man Show, a US television programme filmed in Los Angeles that is based on male-chauvinist humour.
Its co-host, Adam Carolla, said of the implants: "They are kind of attractive in an 'Oh my God I'm going to vomit' kind of way."
The show's future features include women jumping on trampolines, footage of co-host Jimmy Kimmel naked and, as the show's website puts it "chicks, chicks and more chicks!"
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You think I make this crap up - don't you!