[Dr.Hilarious]

Very Zen. I dig your message, man.

[Bullish]

You sneak around behind his back to extract your revenge?
Why didn't you stand up to him face to face and tell him to F-off?

[Echo Talon]

LOL! WTF?

[sharktrager]

Once I was walking down the street and an automobile splashed through a puddle, getting my pants wet.

I rounded the corner, and the offending vehicle was stopped at the corner.

I tried to find a rock to throw, but there was none, so i shook my fist.

Scared Bunny Blog
Not for the easily offended

[flashbunny]

I thought about looking at someone funny today.

Luckily I caught myself before I acted like a wild animal.

That was close.

[MotleyGirl70]

I didn't hurt anything,

So the picnic table wasn't injured in this brutal attack?

[RangerM]

Turn the other cheek.

If this man is so miserable, the best thing you can do is allow him to wallow in his own unhappiness. By providing him something to focus on (ie you) you are allowing him to project his anger, rather than retaining the burning sensation within himself.

If you really want to piss him off, best project a happy disposition. Persons like this often are most angered by those who are happy with themselves.

Consider our friends the dems...they are most angered by those who bother to get a job, work hard, and generally succeed and are happy in their lives.

[cowboyway]

I went over and turned over my neighbor's picnic table.

Oooooo! I hope I never do anything to piss you off.

[Graycliff]

Trespassing and vandalism probably wasn't the correct response.

[Welsh Rabbit]

So how'd the guy react to you this morning?

[tomkat]

I knew this had to be one of yours, Harry...

[Malsua]

I had a buddy who was a bit nutty.

His Neighbor kept bringing his dog into his yard to drop a load.

My nutty buddy went out at about 3am and dropped a big load on his neighbor's picknick table. I think after some bean burritos from Taco Bell.

Says he never had a problem since.