Speaking of dwarvish and other kinda twisted interpretations of things...I guess this doesn't quite fit, but...
You know those bumper stickers that say something like "If you can read this, you're too close"? Well, I was just walking outside and passed a parked car that had a bumper sticker that said "Not so close!" and then in smaller print under that "I'm not that kind of car!"
Maybe it's wrong, but it cracked me up.
There's one that lives over here by the department. It's read and says "If this is blue, you're going too fast". Cracks me up...