The tiny dog has no hair, except for a yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck.
He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara.
''People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He's definitely a toad,'' she said. ''I always thought he'd be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine.''
A pedigreed. Imagine if he was a mongrel.
/Gasp,
That thing breathes? And here I thought I was an ugly dog.
AWWWWW!
Sam ??? More like Cujo !
I want Sam! I have such a soft spot for bald dogs...The snaggleteeth are adorable, too.
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