[MadIvan]

With certain exceptions, I'm opposed to naked Germans. I'm particularly opposed to them shouting at trees.

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Ping!

[End Times Sentinel]

I think it's interesting that the tree shouting at was what he was arrested for.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[RockinRight]

I agree. For me, Heidi Klum would be an exception...

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Gore? Is that you?

[sharktrager]

I have no problem with the shouting, but the nudity is just wrong. If only because of all the wood jokes it could inspire.

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Not for the easily offended

[pogo101]

Just looking at the headline, my first thought was, Dear God, how fast and how low can Al Gore sink?

[markedman]

Let me guess. Was he any realtion to Howard Dean?

[scott7278]

Man shouting at trees arrested for being naked.

[tfecw]

"...after a marriage guidance counsellor advised him to run around naked shouting at trees."


See this is the type of advice I'd give if i were a guidance counselor / therapist. I'd just make up wacky zany stuff and see who did it.

Of course the difference between me and this counselor is he's serious, I'm not.

[ncountylee]

Sounds like the naked truth.

[scott7278]

Naked man arrested for shouting at trees

He'd have been alright if he hadn't shouted, I guess.

[Chena]

Guess that German fella had alot to birch about. Oh nuts, I'll just leaf it at that if that's oak-a with you.

[trisham]

the stress release technique had worked perfectly until he was arrested.

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I'll bet his stress level went way up after that. On balance, not such a good technique, I think.

[Lady Jag]

local police said other visitors to the forest did not find his behaviour relaxing and have now charged him with causing a public nuisance.

Spoil sports!

[Millee]

It's the forest pal! Only one of you is supposed to be sportin wood! (I hope this doesn't get me banned..)

[RockinRight]

Don't mind this German...

[nmh]

Must be a liberal!

[Frank_Discussion]

And his neighbors said:

"Wood you look at that!"

[GVnana]

Ah 'cmon! Naked Germans have been yelling at trees for centuries. I think Caesar even remarked on this. ;-)

[theFIRMbss]

I talk to the trees
But they don't listen to me
I talk to the stars
But they never hear me

The breeze hasn't time
To stop, and hear what I say
I talk to them all
In vain

But suddenly, my words
Reach someone elses ear
At someone elses heart
Strings too

I tell you my dreams
And while you're listening to me
I suddenly see them
Come true

I can see us some April night
Looking out across a rollin' farm
Having supper in the candlelight
Walking later, arm in arm

Then I'll tell you
How I pass the day
Thinking mainly how
The night would be

Then I'll try to find
The words to say
All the things you
Mean to me

I tell you my dreams
And while you're
Listening to me
I suddenly see them
Come true