No joke...true story...I was praying for rain last Thursday night as it was storming all around us (hill country in Texas), but nothing happened for about an hour. I then made a joke about "Well, Lord, if you aren't gonna help me out, I guess my only other alternative is to dance naked". Suddenly the wind picked up to about 60 mph and blew my lawn furniture and plants all over the yard, then it started raining. I guess even He doesn't want to see me naked, LOL!
If you want a joke though...there was a man who was complaining about how hot it was outside. He asked his wife "Wonder what the neighbors would think if I mowed the yard naked?" His wife replied "They'd think I married you for your money!".
