HELP!! WIFE DRIVING ME CRAZY!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

"If there's one thing we wives know how to do..."

Awe, Man! Quit giving away the Company Secrets, Girlfriend. There are still a few straight, single guys out there waiting to fall into our strategically placed Tiger Traps! ;)

[bannie]

Are there any savvy folks who wanna' post the song so this old lady will know what all of the excitement's about?

[Vivaldi's Manifesto]

One word: Google

[Michael Goldsberry]

Are FReepers the best, or WHAT!?

[Ethrane]

It is indeed Never Been Any Reason, by Head East.

The album is Flat as a Pancake.

[bannie]

TRY TO USE SEARCH ENGINES AND STOP USING THE CAPS LOCK.

welcome to the internet

Hey, be nice! Haven't you ever had a mate breathing down your neck? You switch into Emergency Telegram Mode. :-) If it hasn't happened yet...juuuust waaaait.

BTW: What's wrong with locked caps? They speak for themselves.

[Thinkin' Gal]

HELP!! WIFE DRIVING ME CRAZY!

How long have you been married? Have you discovered yet that you are always wrong?

[RightWinger]

Add this link to your favorites:

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Awe, Man! Quit giving away the Company Secrets, Girlfriend. There are still a few straight, single guys out there waiting to fall into our strategically placed Tiger Traps! ;)

You're right. I should be taken out and whipped with a wet noodle for giving out state secrets on wives.

My poor husband. The woman he dated was not the same woman he woke up with when we married.

I'm just kidding fellas. We are as sweet and innocent as the first time you all laid eyes on us. Only with less make-up on. :-)

[ExcelJockey]

I don't know. I've always tried to adopt the old-fashioned preppy style which doesn't change much.
It seems to me that you can look at pictures of Americans from the time of the camera's invention to today, and, apart from some of the outrageous facial hair on the gentlemen in the latter 1800's, people really don't start to look laughable and stupid until the mid to late '60's. Must have been that brown acid. :)

[teledude]

Never Been any Reason

One of the greatest rock songs of all time. If you haven't heard it you are missing out on some really good stuff.

ahhh, the 70's

[Diana in Wisconsin]

"I'm just kidding fellas. We are as sweet and innocent as the first time you all laid eyes on us. Only with less make-up on. :-)"

And really, they do need to get over the extra pounds we're packin' these days after bearing their young for them...

I think between the two of us, this could go downhill fast, LOL!

[Dashing Dasher]

At first, I read this and said, "WHY isn't this in BREAKING NEWS!!!!"

And they - I realized, it was.


/sarc

[silent_jonny]

I can deal with less make up and the extra pounds. It's the sudden insane mood swings that chill my bones :)

[bannie]

Good luck! The teenagers may just surprise you with what they'll find. They're resourceful li'l fellers!

I'm 53; so the teens like what we wore (retro); but they do not like the hairstyles.

Personally, I can't wait to pass this slut-tight-clothes thing that's going on. I can only imagine what might be next!!

[Finalapproach29er]

I'm partial to Gerry Raferty->>"Home and Dry".

[Diddle E. Squat]

[Diana in Wisconsin]

"I can deal with less make up and the extra pounds. It's the sudden insane mood swings that chill my bones :)"

Mood swings? WHAT MOOD SWINGS? Just what the heck are you implying? Ooooo! You MEN. You'll NEVER GET IT! You're sleeping on the couch tonight! And leave that chocolate here with ME!

How was that? Chilling enough for ya? LOL!

[Fawn]

I'd divorce her!

[wyattearp]

There are still a few straight, single guys out there waiting to fall into our strategically placed Tiger Traps!

Been there, done that. Never, never, never, give a woman the rings of power.