"Vigorous movements and vibrations stretch the tissue around the breasts. The female breasts, even the smaller ones, were not made for swinging up and down 300 times within a short period of time," said Dr. George Khoury of Hamburg.
"A similar thing can happen to male genetalia. Men should also wear tight pants to stop their testicles from sagging too far."
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Well, there goes my vacation plans. Totally ruined.
BTW, this is NOT Bush's fault..
In the interests of scientific research, and to warn others, pictures may be posted..
1 posted on
06/30/2005 11:17:51 AM PDT by
ken5050
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To: pissant; missyme
This one's for you, guys..
2 posted on
06/30/2005 11:18:27 AM PDT by
ken5050
To: ken5050
3 posted on
06/30/2005 11:18:31 AM PDT by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: ken5050
"The female breasts, even the smaller ones, were not made for swinging up and down 300 times within a short period of time,"No comment.
To: ken5050
Maybe that was Helen Thomas's problem. She played too much volleyball at Islamokazi U.
6 posted on
06/30/2005 11:20:09 AM PDT by
Grampa Dave
(The MSM has been a WMD, Weapon of Mass Disinformation for the Rats for at least 5 decades.)
To: ken5050
Seems to me that if you like to play volleyball, should should find a partner who likes to play it, too.
Then you won't be so tempted to criticize each other...
8 posted on
06/30/2005 11:20:32 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: ken5050
Women who play beach volleyball in their bikinis risk droopy boobs,This calls for field research at the beach.
9 posted on
06/30/2005 11:20:58 AM PDT by
Mister Baredog
((Minuteman at heart, couch potato in reality))
To: ken5050
Oh my word.........
10 posted on
06/30/2005 11:21:17 AM PDT by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush)
To: ken5050
I think more observation and hands on research is needed.
11 posted on
06/30/2005 11:22:15 AM PDT by
bmwcyle
(Washington DC RINO Hunting Guide)
To: ken5050
Oh my word.........
14 posted on
06/30/2005 11:22:50 AM PDT by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush)
To: ken5050
15 posted on
06/30/2005 11:22:51 AM PDT by
TheOtherOne
(I often sacrifice my spelling on the alter of speed™)
To: ken5050
....The female breasts, even the smaller ones, were not made for swinging up and down 300 times within a short period of time,"
oh great...NOW what do I do with my weekend reservation as the Sybaris ?
16 posted on
06/30/2005 11:22:59 AM PDT by
stylin19a
(Suicide bomber ??? "I came to the wrong jihad")
To: ken5050
"A similar thing can happen to male genetalia. Men should also wear tight pants to stop their testicles from sagging too far." Guess doc never heard of a jock strap.....
17 posted on
06/30/2005 11:23:17 AM PDT by
ScreamingFist
(Peace through Ignorance)
To: ken5050
"Women who play beach volleyball in their bikinis risk droopy boobs...."
Women who don't play beach volleyball in their bikinis also risk droopy boobs - it's called gravity and it's the law.
19 posted on
06/30/2005 11:23:33 AM PDT by
joebuck
To: ken5050
i allways heard hanging loose and cool was healthier.
20 posted on
06/30/2005 11:23:43 AM PDT by
alpha-8-25-02
("SAVED BY GRACE AND GRACE ALONE")
To: ken5050
22 posted on
06/30/2005 11:25:56 AM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: ken5050
First, there is nothing wrong with saggy testicles so long as they are immediately available to perform their primary task when called upon to do so (if you know what I mean).
I am also skeptical about the droopy breast claim. I will, therefore, pay much closer attention when next I'm on the beach in San Diego. and will have a copy of this article to prove to my wife the scientific nature of my intense observations.
23 posted on
06/30/2005 11:29:25 AM PDT by
Tacis
("Democrats - The Party of Traitors, Treachery and Treason!")
To: Corin Stormhands
To: ken5050
German scientists hard at work... ;)
25 posted on
06/30/2005 11:40:19 AM PDT by
Alexander Rubin
(You make my heart glad by building thus, as if Rome is to be eternal.)
To: ken5050
I wonder what this guy thinks of jogging.
26 posted on
06/30/2005 11:49:38 AM PDT by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN - 3rd Bn. Fifth Marines RVN 1969)
To: ken5050
Is it counteracted for guys if you spend the whole week sitting on your butt in front of a computer?
27 posted on
06/30/2005 11:51:07 AM PDT by
SoDak
(deserve's got nothing to do with it)
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