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Weird but True: Urgent summertime Public Service Announcement for ALL Freepers
New York Post: - Weird but True: page 27
| June 30, 2005
Posted on 06/30/2005 11:17:49 AM PDT by ken5050
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"Vigorous movements and vibrations stretch the tissue around the breasts. The female breasts, even the smaller ones, were not made for swinging up and down 300 times within a short period of time," said Dr. George Khoury of Hamburg.
"A similar thing can happen to male genetalia. Men should also wear tight pants to stop their testicles from sagging too far."
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Well, there goes my vacation plans. Totally ruined.
BTW, this is NOT Bush's fault..
In the interests of scientific research, and to warn others, pictures may be posted..
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:17:51 AM PDT
by
ken5050
To: pissant; missyme
This one's for you, guys..
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:18:27 AM PDT
by
ken5050
To: ken5050
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:18:31 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: ken5050
"The female breasts, even the smaller ones, were not made for swinging up and down 300 times within a short period of time,"No comment.
To: nuconvert
Thursday's paper.....however, THIS thread has the potential to run until Friday..
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:19:14 AM PDT
by
ken5050
To: ken5050
Maybe that was Helen Thomas's problem. She played too much volleyball at Islamokazi U.
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:20:09 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(The MSM has been a WMD, Weapon of Mass Disinformation for the Rats for at least 5 decades.)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
"The female breasts, even the smaller ones, were not made for swinging up and down 300 times within a short period of time,"
Speak for yourself Doc!
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:20:27 AM PDT
by
RedRightReturn
(Even a broken clock is right twice a day...)
To: ken5050
Seems to me that if you like to play volleyball, should should find a partner who likes to play it, too.
Then you won't be so tempted to criticize each other...
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:20:32 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: ken5050
Women who play beach volleyball in their bikinis risk droopy boobs,This calls for field research at the beach.
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:20:58 AM PDT
by
Mister Baredog
((Minuteman at heart, couch potato in reality))
To: ken5050
Oh my word.........
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:21:17 AM PDT
by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush)
To: ken5050
I think more observation and hands on research is needed.
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:22:15 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(Washington DC RINO Hunting Guide)
To: RedRightReturn
"Vigorous movements and vibrations stretch the tissue"
..and I'm not even gonna touch this little gem.
BTW, I bet Doc LOVES his job!
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:22:24 AM PDT
by
RedRightReturn
(Even a broken clock is right twice a day...)
To: Izzy Dunne
Isn't that why there are "sports" bras? To keep the breastages firmly in place.
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:22:41 AM PDT
by
BigTex5
To: ken5050
Oh my word.........
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:22:50 AM PDT
by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush)
To: ken5050
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:22:51 AM PDT
by
TheOtherOne
(I often sacrifice my spelling on the alter of speed™)
To: ken5050
....The female breasts, even the smaller ones, were not made for swinging up and down 300 times within a short period of time,"
oh great...NOW what do I do with my weekend reservation as the Sybaris ?
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:22:59 AM PDT
by
stylin19a
(Suicide bomber ??? "I came to the wrong jihad")
To: ken5050
"A similar thing can happen to male genetalia. Men should also wear tight pants to stop their testicles from sagging too far." Guess doc never heard of a jock strap.....
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:23:17 AM PDT
by
ScreamingFist
(Peace through Ignorance)
To: RedRightReturn
300x...what an optimist..
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:23:22 AM PDT
by
ken5050
To: ken5050
"Women who play beach volleyball in their bikinis risk droopy boobs...."
Women who don't play beach volleyball in their bikinis also risk droopy boobs - it's called gravity and it's the law.
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:23:33 AM PDT
by
joebuck
To: ken5050
i allways heard hanging loose and cool was healthier.
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posted on
06/30/2005 11:23:43 AM PDT
by
alpha-8-25-02
("SAVED BY GRACE AND GRACE ALONE")
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