Iced!
1 posted on
06/28/2005 3:56:12 PM PDT by
SmithL
To: SmithL
2 posted on
06/28/2005 3:58:53 PM PDT by
Hi Heels
(Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
To: SmithL
"I'm sorry, Ossifer, I was just on my way home to puck my wife."
To: SmithL
He's on private property!
The owner of the rink could have him for damaging his property, but DUI? That's nuts.
4 posted on
06/28/2005 4:00:47 PM PDT by
ProudVet77
(NASCAR - Because it's the way Americans drive.)
To: SmithL
6 posted on
06/28/2005 4:05:40 PM PDT by
Echo Talon
(http://echotalon.blogspot.com)
To: SmithL
How did the blond die while ice fishing?
She was run over by the zamboni.
7 posted on
06/28/2005 4:10:41 PM PDT by
Horatio Gates
(Peas through superior fertilizer!)
To: SmithL
Riding with Debilzan on the rink during several acceleration runs, I soon discovered that the Zamboni leaves the line with alacrity (revved to its 3000-rpm redline), rockets up to 9.7 mph and then stays at exactly that speed for the full 200-ft. length of the rink. Those old myths that you will "black out" or "be unable to breathe" at speeds above 9.5 mph proved to be completely untrue. I was perfectly comfortable, once I got over the excitement, and felt no ill effects then or later. found that from here
Ok im sorry a DUI at 9.7mph :D
8 posted on
06/28/2005 4:15:58 PM PDT by
Echo Talon
(http://echotalon.blogspot.com)
To: SmithL
Well, since they mention he's "worked for the Morris County park system since 1994," I guess it must be a county employee on county property. Which means he's cold busted. So to speak.
11 posted on
06/28/2005 4:59:25 PM PDT by
lainie
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