It is to point out that your example is Cum hoc ergo propter hoc.. you may not like it but there is no logical leg for your current argument to stand on..
It is to point out that your example is Cum hoc ergo propter hoc.. Sorry, when you started out with "moer" I thought it was just more of your normal gibberish. But when there are repeated examples, in fact near if not 100% consistent between them, the logic is sound.