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Nude tricyclist told to behave
The Courier-Mail ^ | 25JUN05 | Jasmin Lill

Posted on 06/24/2005 2:34:31 PM PDT by QwertyKPH

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The tricycle was really slow," he said. "I think I would have made a proper getaway if I'd had a quicker bike."

Uh huh.

You keep thinking that way. Darwin would be proud.

1 posted on 06/24/2005 2:34:31 PM PDT by QwertyKPH
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To: QwertyKPH

Did the silver cowboy boots match his tinfoil hat??


2 posted on 06/24/2005 2:36:36 PM PDT by Millee (So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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To: QwertyKPH

It would have been funnier if he had ridden through a really bad neighborhood and been chased by a mob.


3 posted on 06/24/2005 2:38:00 PM PDT by SIDENET ("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.")
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A mob would have slapped more than his wrist


4 posted on 06/24/2005 2:40:13 PM PDT by QwertyKPH (Non-profane tagline)
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To: QwertyKPH; TheBigB; cjshapi; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher; najida; ...

Two words: Scarf Wedgie.


5 posted on 06/24/2005 2:42:10 PM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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6 posted on 06/24/2005 2:46:46 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher ( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
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LOL!

"If I had myself a 21 speed, I'd have gotten away with it. And those meddling kids with their talking dog!"


7 posted on 06/24/2005 2:48:17 PM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I wondered where you'd been.

8 posted on 06/24/2005 3:38:17 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Darksheare

That is you on the trike isn't it?


9 posted on 06/24/2005 4:13:20 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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Oh heck no.
I'd be less visible in daylight.
More ethereal, less corporeal.
/ joke.


I'de have been using a motorsickle.


10 posted on 06/24/2005 4:23:40 PM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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I know it was not you. That dude didn't have your sexy legs!


11 posted on 06/24/2005 4:28:40 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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LOL!

He also isn't dissolving in sunlight like I do nowadays.


12 posted on 06/24/2005 4:30:03 PM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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You need SPF 50 too. I am the whitest white woman on earth!


13 posted on 06/24/2005 4:31:16 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I had on SPF 30 two weeks ago, roasted to a crisp on my left wrist and the back of my neck.
Oddly, nowhere else fried despite being in the sun more than my left wrist and the back of my neck.

(Never burned before I got mono in 1997. Burned often since then, and burned weirdly too.)


14 posted on 06/24/2005 4:38:27 PM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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Banana Boat makes an spf 50. It is great. I have history of skin cancer in the family and I am very fair. I have to try not to get tan at all.
15 posted on 06/24/2005 4:43:17 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I used to get dark enough that I could have fit in at downtown Samarra.
Now I'm lucky if I can pull off even a slight offpale tone.
*snicker*


16 posted on 06/24/2005 4:52:28 PM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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I used to tan like that to. I had to work at it and get a base slowly because I burn easily. But now I have to watch out. I would like to get a normal light tan so I do not look so vampire like.


17 posted on 06/24/2005 4:54:38 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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"You need SPF 50 too. I am the whitest white woman on earth!"

My shadow is whiter than Michael Jackson. I figure three more generations of Irish marriages and you'll be able to read through my descendants

18 posted on 06/24/2005 4:58:41 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopeckne is walking around free)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I gotta head out, got asked to help with something.
*UNNNGH!*


19 posted on 06/24/2005 5:08:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: QwertyKPH

How many tri-cyclists can sit on a bar stool?


20 posted on 06/24/2005 6:26:27 PM PDT by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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