[SwordofTruth]

Easy solution, turn on the air conditoner. Complex solution, adjust to the warmer temeratures and stop complaining.

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

It is hot and humid in Florida here. This is Bush's fault.
And its probably so hot here AND humid cause our Governor is also a Bush.

[kenth]

We had a late spring. The President owes me blackberries.

[Michael Goldsberry]

So this is what I get out of you old-timers, should I decide to stay up one night, eh?

[wizardoz]

Don't worry. The president is having a REALLY BIG UMBRELLA made by Halliburton. Time to buy more stock!! La-la-lala.... la LA La la....

[ex-Texan]

Our whole solar system is heating up, not just planet earth. Northern Europe is experiencing snow storms in June triggered by the slowing of ocean currents in the North Atlantic. It is NOT Bush's fault. Global warming is not caused by greenhouse gases, either. Blame it on space weather because that accurately reflects what is going on. Weather patterns have been shifting and changing all over the world recently. This year will be very rough for the East Coast of the U.S. More hurricanes are coming, violent rain storms and historic flooding.

Read More About Global Warming?

[smoothsailing]

Yeah,I noticed that too.

It's been a while since I went to school,but I think it has something to do with the sun.

[BenLurkin]

[Max Flatow]

[SouthTexas]

Think about Christmas:

The record breaking Christmas Eve 2004 snowstorm is one to remember. Amounts ranged from 3" on Padre Island to a foot inland. Here are some of the amounts of snow reported to us in random order:

* Lamar - 5"

* Sinton - 7"

* Carmel Pkwy. in Corpus Christi - 8"

* Beeville - 10"

* Portland - 5"

* Goliad - 12"

* Victoria - 12.5"

* Corpus Christi Airport - 4.4"

* NAS-CC - 3"

* George West - 8"

* Kingsville - 6"

* Freer - 8"

* Rockport - 6"

* Refugio - 4"

* Mathis - 6"

* Odem - 6"

* Robstown - 4"

* Port Aransas - 4"

* Tynan - 7"

* San Diego - 8"

* Alice - 12"

* Lagarto - 12"

* Refugio - 4"

* Mathis - 6"

* Ingleside - 5"

* Lake Corpus Christi - 8"

* Padre Island - 4"

* Calallen - 7"

* Benavides - 7"

* Bayside - 5"

* Orange Grove - 12"

* Premont - 12"

[filbert]

You're absolutely right, the days have been getting longer since before New Years Day. And it has certainly gotten markedly warmer. Back then, there was snow on the ground, but now, I have to jump in the pool to stay cool!

You can rest easier though, knowing that in mere hours, the days will magically begin getting shorter again.

It'll be a miracle, I tell you!

[Dashing Dasher]

It's a Rovian Storm!

[Always Right]

Today it was 100 degrees in Las Vegas.

If you want to get cold in Las Vegas, just go to the blackjack tables. Works for me.

[NonValueAdded]

Karl Rove here ... you ask, I answer. Look, about the days getting longer thing, it will take me a few days but I am pretty certain that I can start the trend reversing on, oh, around June 21st. OK? These things do take time but I think you will notice the days starting to get shorter again and by December I think you will be pleased. But after 12/21, I will be busy on the '06 election so don't be surprised if the days start getting longer again.

Now the temperature stuff will take a bit more doing. I won't be able to get that stabilized unti September, and it will get a little hotter before it gets cooler. Next time, ask me sooner when I'm not so busy making Dean and Durban say al those crazy things. I'm not Superman, ya know ... well, actually ... aw shucks, you found me out. I can't explain McCain, though.

[MotleyGirl70]

Today it was 100 degrees in Las Vegas.

It's "dry" heat, right? What's the big deal :)

[RightWhale]

Hang on. The President has arranged that in two or three days the days will start becoming shorter and the heat will begin to ease somewhat later.

[bruinbirdman]

"Today it was 100 degrees in Las Vegas. "

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Look !!!! Lake Powell is down 67%; Lake Meade is down 33% and the state tells me I can't water my lawn. They say I should replace the grass with rocks. In fact they will pay me to do it.

I live 3 miles from the Colorado River in the middle of the desert and can't use water? We've only had a drought for four years.

Mr. President make it rain.

yitbos

[Mike Darancette]

The days are getting longer.

Give me a couple of days and I'll fix that for you.

[boris]

Easy solution, nuclear winter.

[SunkenCiv]

Luckily, the days are getting shorter already.

And, the Pistons and Spurs go to game seven. But that wasn't luck, it was skill.