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Top 10: Things She Can Say To End The Date
The Soko ^
Posted on 06/17/2005 6:40:45 PM PDT by navysealdad
6. "My urologist says it's not good to mix alcohol with penicillin, so I won't be drinking tonight."
5. "My last relationship ended sort of badly, but thankfully the judge ruled it was a justifiable homicide."
4. Scratching her head, she says, "Geez, just when you think the lice is gone for good..."
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To: navysealdad
Even though I've had some troubles in the past, I promise not to run away to Albuquerque without telling someone ever again.
To: ken5050
I was thinking the same thing...
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posted on
06/17/2005 10:02:20 PM PDT
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Dashing Dasher
(I'm not feeling sexually harassed!!!)
To: GovGirl
I know of two couples that were formed here on FR...
We should start a dating forum - let's ask JimRob!
;-)
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posted on
06/17/2005 10:04:13 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(I'm not feeling sexually harassed!!!)
To: navysealdad
Adding to the list....
11. I voted for Kerry - isn't he great!
12. You've met my Uncle Ted. He can't swim.
14. Have you ever heard of Democrat Underground? I love that website.
15. I'm a Vegan.
16. Wanna see my pierced @%$#$#%?
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posted on
06/17/2005 10:06:24 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(I'm not feeling sexually harassed!!!)
To: navysealdad
.... Have you been saved?
To: Leapfrog
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posted on
06/17/2005 10:41:52 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(I'm not feeling sexually harassed!!!)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Can we ask him for a FR singles forum? I'm thinking of the Party of course, and how we can get it going. hehehe.
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posted on
06/18/2005 5:55:44 PM PDT
by
GovGirl
(Newsweek lied, people died...can we make that into a t-shirt?)
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