Posted on 06/17/2005 10:23:54 AM PDT by QwertyKPH
Only one problem with your plan. Those of us with teeny weenies already have a complex about it. And guys who are more amply endowed generally have such an ego that the ridicule can't penetrate it.
Now how did that happen? :-)
That's when this conversation takes place:
HE: "I am Thor!"
SHE: "Tho am I, Buthter!"
But look on the bright side - yours won't sag with age!! Wouldn't want one of THOSE things hangin' down to my knees! Lol!
Nah, it's who's attached to it that matters.
WEll of course...But you know what I mean...:)
To which end?
So true.....and funny!
"I was confused about the person who switched over to a female, and now has a lesbian relationship. Why????"
Because he was a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Come to think of it, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
We see it more often.
LOL, you are bad.
I do my humble best.
That's must of why you chose that screename..:)
I know I am butting in here.
But many years ago, the first Mr. mlmr, a salty sailor, he, told mlmr that he spent time serving under the mast with a man who had a pierced...well... you know. This pierced man had a little chain and anchor attached. And whenever they made port he woould walk into a bar, unzip his pants and cast the anchor on the bar top...
It started conversation, wherever he went.
Fascinated women.
and generally has made this unknown swabby the center of dinner conversations and bar talk worldwide.
yes, one definitely has to wait awhile after a vasectomy - I have a cousin as a result of my uncle's not following dr's orders :)
I have friends whose last child was referred to as the one they had on the way to the urologists.
You have GOT to see this.
Vulgar.
Vulgar .
Vulgar.
FUNNY!
Guys with Vienna Sausages should just take extra time when preparing the "meal". They should enjoy 4play and become the finest chefs in the world so that the sausage situation won't interfere with their success.
I am never going to look at a can of Venna Sausages in the same way again. I am probably going to start laughing manically in the sausage and olives aisle and have to be carried out.
That's what we're here for... to add some spice to your trip to the grocery store!
Put me on your pinglists please. I love to laugh.
"Well, You know why men name theirs don't you? Don't want your major life decisions made by a total stranger."
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