I just had to get post #900 in..............
OK, one more joke, since this is supposed to be the silly thread...
A young boy was walking down the street with a roll of chicken wire on his shoulder.
One of three good old boys, sitting on the front porch of a house, asked "hey boy, where you going with that chicken wire?"
The boy said "I'm going to catch some chickens."
The good old boy laughed and said "you can't catch chickens with chicken wire."
The young boy said "just watch me."
At the end of the day , the boy walked by with a large bag of chickens over his shoulder.
The next day, the boy walked by with a large roll of duct tape on his shoulder. One of the men on the porch asked, "Hey boy, where are you going with that roll of duct tape?"
The boy said "I.m going to catch some ducks."
The man laughed and said "you can't catch ducks with duct tape."
The boy said "Just watch me."
At the end of the day the boy walked by with a large bag of ducks over his shoulder.
The third day, the boy walked by with a bundle of pussywillows over his shoulder and the men said "Just one minute son, today we'll be going with you."