I am 9% Metrosexual.
I am not a sissy-boy bitch. I know how to run a dozer and own a chainsaw. My idea of moisturizer is a drip-irrigation system for my garden. Hair gel only gets in my eyes when I sweat and pisses me off. Besides, it attracts mosquitos. I do own more than 10 pair of shoes if you count my workboots (6 pair)concrete boots(2 pair) miners boots (2 pair) sneakers (2 pair) wingtips (2 pair) and boat shoes.