Exactly, He was great.
So, we have all these guys in Ethiopa showing us pictures of all the starving kids. I figure one of the camera men can give them a sandwich. But here would come the director.
NOOOOOO! DON'T GIVE HIM THAT. HE'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK SAD! EVERYBODY'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK SAD. HOW'S HE GONNA LOOK SAD IF HE'S EATING A SANDWICH. ARE YOU STUPID?
Of course, if it were up to me, I wouldn't give them food. I'd give them U-Hauls.
<Puts his arm around a pretend Ethiopian's shoulders.>Come here. Let me show you something. <pretends to pick something off the ground.> You see this? Do you know what this is?
IT'S SAND. EVERYTHING IS SAND. THIS IS A F***ING DESERT. NOTHING GROWS HERE. NOTHING'S EVER GONNA GROW HERE. YOU HAVE TO MOVE. WE HAVE DESERTS IN AMERICA, WE JUST DON'T LIVE IN 'EM, A$$HOLE!
In memory of the late Sam Kenneson. I hope I'm spelling his name right.
Shalom.