"If co-worker catches fire, stand behind your desk and laugh"
"If she opens her dress, your crothc is gonna be on fire."
"If co-worker catches fire, stand behind your desk and laugh"
OK, true story: A friend of mine worked for an incredibly clueless manager, the type who most of the company thought slept with SOMEONE to get the job, because she certainly wasn't qualified. One day, said manager is on a conference call with her door open when my friend notices a fellow employee grap his chest and collapse with a heart attack. My friend and others rush to his side, call 9-1-1, etc. Paramedics arrive, take him away (guy is fine). Manager never got off the conference call, the entire time. The kicker...the call was regarding employee retention!