***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

6/17/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

YAAAAAHOOOOOOO! IT'S FRIDAAAAAAY! Time for FRIDAY SILLINESSS! =) As always, feel free to post silly pix, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

"Trixie, I think there's silliness up ahead!"

**"ROOOAAAAAAARRRRR!"

**-Translation from Japanese: "Wheee! Silliness!"

"Silliness makes the Bat-nipples hard, as you can see."

ALL YOUR SILLINESS ARE BELONG TO US!

[peacebaby]

Q: What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A: Outlaws are wanted.

[TheBigB]

"If co-worker catches fire, stand behind your desk and laugh"

[ArGee]

Hey, B, is it ok if the OFST morphs into a job board? What are friends for?

What do you do, DD?

Shalom.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

DD, thanks for the ping. Raincheck--Gotta go but will leave you with this:


No matter where you go, THERE YOU ARE!

[gate2wire]

Good one, and clean too...I don't know too may of those. LOL.

[JimWforBush]

[Rummyfan]

Sorry to hear that. Good luck!

[ArGee]

"Everything in life is a lesson or a blessin'"

I thought it was:

"Everything in life is either beer or not."

Guess I was confused.

Shalom.

[jtminton]

HERE'S where you can get one.

[gate2wire]

may=many, sheesh

[conservativebabe]

Thanks for the ping. Happy Friday!

Let's get this party started!

[llevrok]

Tally-ho!

[Fierce Allegiance]

"If she opens her dress, your crothc is gonna be on fire."

[conservativebabe]

Awesome! Ah yes, Cafepress, they have some good stuff over there.

[since1868]

what happened?

[TheBigB]

And I darn well HATE it when my crothc catches fire. I didn't know I had one, but I hate it anyway. :o)

[Fierce Allegiance]

Which one are you?

[E Rocc]

BRAINWASHED'S CANONICAL GUIDE TO WEIRD BAND NAMES A few (postable) selections:

Accidental Goat Sodomy
(must be Steelers fans, they're good at making excuses and the rest is obvious)
The Archbishop's Enema Fetish
Bill Bixby's Big-Ass Communist Eighteen Wheeler
Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
The Gaza Strippers
Lost Underpants of Doom
Skanorrhea and the Burning Sensations

A few of my ideas:

Bubbles and the Neverland Escapees.
The Thorazine Shakes.
Billy and the Bent Penii.
Art's Scraped Scrotum.
The Runaway Grooms.
The Barslut Magnets.
Prison Sex Ministry

-Eric

[ArGee]

Why is Mr. Spok hawking laundry soap?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Well, no they don't. Not really.

Carry on.

Shalom.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Some days I SUCK at spelling.