***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

6/17/05 | TheBigB

[phoenix0468]

An American Soldier, A British Airman, and A French Foreign Legionaire were all trapped on a deserted island in the middle of the Pacific.

One day as the British Airman was walking along the beach he stubbed his toe on something in the sand. He bent down and dug up the offending object and unearthed an ancient looking lamp.

He took the lamp back to his associates to show them. As he was rubbing the sand off the lamp a Genie appeared. "Who dares disturb the Genie of the lamp?" belowed the Genie. A little taken aback by this, none of the party answered. "Since none of you take responsibility, I will distribute my wishes among you all." the Genie continued, "You will each receive one wish."

"You", said the Genie, poining at the American, "what is your wish." The American's wish was simple, "I just want to get back to Iowa and be back with my family working the farm." he replied. "So be it." said the Genie, and poof, the soldier was home. Astounded the Frenchman stepped up and said, "Wonderful Genie, let me make my wish now." The Genie nodded his head and crossed his arms in expectation. "I would like a mansion on the Riviera filled with jewels and precious metals of all kind." The Genie replied, "Let it be done." And the Leagionaire was gone.

Intrigued by this display of magical power, the Brit asked the genie a question. "You know that Frenchman you just sent to the Riviera?", he asked. "Why of course", the Genie replied. "You know the country you sent him to?" The Genie looked a bit agitated and answered, "Yes, yes I do." "Well", said the Airman, "Could you put a wall around that country 100 feet high, and 50 feet thick and completely impenetrable?", he asked. "Absolutely. Why? Are you concerned they will be attacked again?", the Genie asked.

"No", the Brit replied, "I would like you to fill it with water."

[gate2wire]

OK, one more joke, since this is supposed to be the silly thread...
A young boy was walking down the street with a roll of chicken wire on his shoulder.
One of three good old boys, sitting on the front porch of a house, asked "hey boy, where you going with that chicken wire?"
The boy said "I'm going to catch some chickens."
The good old boy laughed and said "you can't catch chickens with chicken wire."
The young boy said "just watch me."
At the end of the day , the boy walked by with a large bag of chickens over his shoulder.
The next day, the boy walked by with a large roll of duct tape on his shoulder. One of the men on the porch asked, "Hey boy, where are you going with that roll of duct tape?"
The boy said "I.m going to catch some ducks."
The man laughed and said "you can't catch ducks with duct tape."
The boy said "Just watch me."
At the end of the day the boy walked by with a large bag of ducks over his shoulder.
The third day, the boy walked by with a bundle of pussywillows over his shoulder and the men said "Just one minute son, today we'll be going with you."

[phoenix0468]

Hey, what do you know, I got the same result.

9% Idiot


Only stupid people annoy me, but hey, we can't all be perfect. I mean heck I'm only 91% perfect. ROFLMAO!!

[Nea Wood]

How the heck did you get it to tell you what pinup you are? When I click on "submit," all it gives me is an ad.

[phoenix0468]

I would like to see those guys live.

[phoenix0468]

A Scotsman went on holiday to Amsterdam. The first night he goes out and hits all the pubs and gets so drunk he can't find his hotel; so he passes out in an alley.

Sunday morning two pretty Danish girls on their way to church see the passed out Scot lying in the ally. One girl says to the other, "Have you ever wondered what's under a Scotsman's Kilt?" To which the other replies, "Oh, yes, I have." and proceeds to lift the Kilt. They both gaze in wide wonder at the sight before them, and in honor one of the girls ties a blue ribbon from her hair around his manhood.

With nature calling the Scotsman awakens and walks to the end of the ally to relieve himself. He lifts his kilt and looks down and in startled amazement says, "I don't were ya been, but I see ya won first prize!!"

[phoenix0468]

I saw an add for a rifle on Ebay:

"French rifle for sale, cheap. Never fired, dropped once."

[phoenix0468]

Hey, I resemble that remark. LOL

[phoenix0468]

I'm surprised you lasted eight days without a drink. Most people would have dehydrated to death, LOL.

[day10]

Thanks - I was a little concerned to send the message.....

But I am a sucker for tall........ :-)

[eyespysomething]

LOL

I am 32% Idiot.

I ain't too bright. But all those other idiots annoy the hell out of me. I may not be the brightest bulb in the bunch, but at least I know my limits.

Take the
Idiot Test
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[phoenix0468]

What was the name of this cartoon? It was sooooo funny.

[phoenix0468]

"Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts?"

ROFLMFAO!!

[phoenix0468]

[phoenix0468]

This guy is a non-partisan comic.

[Fiddle E. Dee]

Mr. BigB

Thank you for sticking with us. I am coming to this thread very late. I hope you get this message. My day started at 6 AM and just ended at 10 PM. I am a bit punchy, so be gentle. I will read and I will laugh because of your leadership. THANKYOU!!! from the bottom of my heart.

[Fiddle E. Dee]

Hear Hear

[Fiddle E. Dee]

Pant load wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fiddle E. Dee]

is this lost in space?

[Fiddle E. Dee]

Ben there don't want to be there. What do you do, I want to help if I can.