Posted on 06/17/2005 7:27:30 AM PDT by TheBigB
Great!!
Now you have another thing in common with TheBigB!!
Hehe!
I am not a little snot!
Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to appeal to aging baby boomers.
They include:
Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help from Depends
Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now
Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
Marvin Gaye - I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts
Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade of Hair
Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
Abba - Denture Queen
Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy - I am Woman, Hear me Snore
Willie Nelson - On the Throne Again
Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To
Did you have to post that right before the lunch hour???
:)
AAAAAAAAAAAAHH! No Journey!
Amen to that, L'il sis. How's your espanol? We need bi-lingual nurses in Arizona...!!!
I can speak some spanish... I'll bet they do need them in AZ ;o)
I'm a Lutheran and the "No Change" is spot on about us. Okay, our liturgy is in English now instead of German but my grandparents are still a bit miffed about that.
LOL, I was the first one to use that typo after it was made by the poster!
Michael Jackson and his lawyer were walking down the street when they saw a young boy.
Jackson said "Let's screw that boy"
and the lawyer said "Out of what."
You are an Icon in FReeper History.
His nose is better looking than MJ's! His teeth need some work tho'.
Please send all complaints to TheBigB. He's at fault for this one!
Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bard, drinking beer. Jim turns to Rob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes."
Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, english, history, and logic.
"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically because you own a weed-eater, I think that you have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed-eater." Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand and leaves to meet Bob at the bar.
He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history and logic.
"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"
Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed-eater?"
"No."
"Then you're gay."
If only the police realized that all would be good!!
FA, I remember that, then I spelled it wrong again, sigh.
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