***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

6/17/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

YAAAAAHOOOOOOO! IT'S FRIDAAAAAAY! Time for FRIDAY SILLINESSS! =) As always, feel free to post silly pix, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

"Trixie, I think there's silliness up ahead!"

**"ROOOAAAAAAARRRRR!"

**-Translation from Japanese: "Wheee! Silliness!"

"Silliness makes the Bat-nipples hard, as you can see."

ALL YOUR SILLINESS ARE BELONG TO US!

[ArGee]

Well, one side of your brain controls the other side of your body, therefore left-handed people are the only ones in their right minds, and as I am left-handed, I must be in my right mind, and I'm here.

Does that mean right-handed people are Kerry supporters since they're in their left minds?

Shalom.

[E Rocc]

Sam Kinison. Perhaps the greatest ever.

Right before the '88 election I saw him in Akron. The people in front of us had Dukakis and Metzenbaum buttons on, and it was quite perfect when the first thing Sam did was go off on what a loser Dukakis was.

-Eric

[Dashing Dasher]

Kinison

[Lady Jag]

Hey, JR, you getting a new bike?

[gate2wire]

"I clicked on it and I wasn't offended...but I have a sense of humor"
Really, well c'mere little girl, you want a piece of candy?

[Zavien Doombringer]

Hey...don't give that away...It was a secret. I have an AS400 for you :)

[RockinRight]

I'd wear it. I also have a few funny t-shirts I'll wear, mostly just around the house:

I love Democrats-they taste like chicken
F-- the French
Your Village Called: Their Idiot is Missing
Proud Conservative
Proud Member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy

[stainlessbanner]

Those boys wore out their grinders! Peas, Peas, Peas

[RockinRight]

LOL...

[Fierce Allegiance]

I wonder if it's like this:

[Hoodlum91]

"If the ladies around here clicked on Mel in a speedo I don't think they'd come back to complain. They probably wouldn't post a thing for the rest of the thread."

Mel in a speedo? What thread?

[Dashing Dasher]

I laughed!


But I need coffee too!


;-)

[gate2wire]

"F--- the French"

Have you seen that bumper sticker "My Honor Student Beat Up France"

[Michael Goldsberry]

"ln -s /dev/tape /dev/null"

... makes backups a snap!


(Your friendly Admin tip for the day.)

[Zavien Doombringer]

Hey Thanks!

It's you that has the better jokes :)

[Lady Jag]

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun, so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.

The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees.

The boss says, "What in the world is that?"

Boudreaux says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine."

"Fair enough" says the boss. "Second questions, same rules, but represent 99".

Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree.

"Der ya go sir," he says.

The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

Boudreaux answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat 99."

The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire Boudreaux so he says, "All right, question number 3. Same rules again, but this time represent the number 100."

Boudreaux stares into space again, then he shouts, "I got it!" He makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Der ya go sir - 100."

The boss looks at Boudreaux's attempt and thinks, "Ha! got him this time." He then tells Boudreaux, "Go on, Boudreaux, you must be crazy if you think that represents a 100."

Boudreaux leans forward and points to the little marks at the tree bases and says, "A little dog comes along and craps by each tree, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes 100. When do I start my job?"

[RockinRight]

YES!! I about LMAO right there at the intersection when I saw that one.

[E Rocc]

[TASMANIANRED]

Even though I am a southern girl, Boiled goobers is not a dish to my liking.

[RockinRight]

Here's a good one: