How about this one, kind of continues the earlier "I like apples..." theme.
When you see a cute bartender ask her if she likes apples. If she says yes, you say "I think I'll bend you over the bar and 'Expletive deleted' from behind. How do you like them apples."
Almost always gets a laugh. Almost.
That reminds me of a joke the guys pull all the time.
Guy: "I bet you a dollar I can make your boobs move without touching them. "
Gal: "I'll take that bet! "
Guy: grabs boobs and jiggles them - and says, Here's your dollar!"
"That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed..."
I mean seriesly...those only have a slight chance of success with the enhanced boldness and bravery from massive alcohol consumption.