[Dashing Dasher]

I dated a guy briefly (during my famous BIG AND STUPID Phase) who went to rehab on Monday and checked himself out on Fridays to party with us all weekend - and when Monday rolled around - checked himself back in.

He was beautiful... but stupid.

[teenyelliott]

Oh, no. Bertha and I went through the date the dumb and beautiful stage. They were fun to look at, but what . . a wate . . of time!!!

[Oberon]

To Dashing Dasher, courtesy of Julie Brown. I used to have the album on vinyl, of all things. It's from "Goddess in Progress":

Big and Stupid

When I need somethin' to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say last call
I start shopping for a Neanderthal

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall

{Refrain}
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid

What kind of guy does a lot for me?
A Superman with a lobotomy
My father's outa Harvard
My brother's outa Yale
But the guy I took home last night
Just got outa jail

The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots

The bigger they are the harder they'll work
I got a soft spot for a good lookin' jerk

{Refrain}

I met a guy, who drives a truck
He can't tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link
He's so stupid you know what he said
Well I forgot what he said, 'cause it was so stupid

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall

{Refrain}

I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and

[najida]

Well,
they say abortion wrecks lives,
and his drinking hinged being unable to forgive himself for being part of one happening (long, twisted, ugly story).

Plus, his ex-wife was a wackaloon witch with the personality of a rabid rat on acid. And she looked like one too :)

Who was a emotional trainwreck (in front of him) and kept the guilty fires burning. Can we say passive aggressive boys and girls.